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Before Kellie Martin was an actress on shows like Life Goes On and ER, she was told Bob Eubanks on Card Sharks she wanted to be a director. How awwwdorable was the 11-year-old on that 1987 game show?
I have seen a lot of movies in my lifetime, but I have never seen anything quite like Dr. Dildo’s Secret. Thanks to Cheesy Flicks, I am now familiar with the 1970 film. It is unlike anything I have ever seen before and I doubt I will ever see anything like it again.
The movie starts out with Dr. Dildo (Pete Dawson) and his friend, Ernie (Tommy Toole), talking in the car. Ernie wants to know how his friend picks up all of these beautiful women that no one has ever seen before and then they are never seen again. Dr. Dildo does not answer but we will find out soon enough.
For the next scene, we see his nurse drawing a penis on a picture of El hombre Vitruvio by Leonardo da Vinci. I guess it got her excited, so she pulls down her underwear and starts pleasuring herself for the next few minutes. I am not exaggerating. As her scene is about to come to a climax, the phone starts to ring. That is the last time we see her.
Shortly afterward, it goes to Ernie telling his girlfriend about Dr. Dildo’s women. He then leaves her to go to his friend’s lab. When he gets there, he finds several unconscious completely naked women strapped to the wall. He starts to feel their bodies as the camera zooms in on their body parts. This is also last several minutes before he is interrupted by Dildo. Quick note, this movie was made in the ’70s and it shows.
Dildo tells him that he is creating women to be nymphomaniacs for himself to enjoy. Since there are so many, he lets his friend have one for the day. Then Ernie goes off with her and they have sex in many different positions for several minutes.
Ernie then goes back to his friend’s lab and Dildo has made a new woman. The two men have to wash off the completely naked woman for several minutes. They made sure she is clean all over and I do mean all over. When she is done, they then stick a wand up her to get her started. She is ready for action and Ernie tests her out for several minutes.
Dildo does not want to be alone. Therefore, after watching his friend have sex with the new girl, he gets the other girls turned on for him to play with. Now the three men, Igor the assistant gets to have some fun too, take part in an orgy with all of the women for several more minutes. Then something happens and the movie is over.
You do not want to see how this movie ends. And everything that comes before that head-shaking ending.
Are you thinking I am lying or exaggerating about this film that is 3/4th sex? Then you can buy it from Cheezy Flicks for just $6. It is worth every penny.
How this movie is not considered porn is beyond me. It is so bad that is it shockingly enjoyable. Plus, you will have fun telling your friends about this movie. This is one of those flicks that truly is seeing is believing. And you believe me you want to see this.
ABC announced today that Lionel Richie, Luke Bryan, Katy Perry and Bobby Jones will all be back on American Idol next year. However, there was one name missing from that group. It is Ryan Seacret. The only on-air talent who has been with the show since the beginning.
Does that mean he is making like his catchphrase and Seacrest out? Karey Burke
President, ABC Entertainment, said, “We are in ongoing conversations with Ryan and we hope he will be returning.”
No reason was given for the delay, but I am sure it is a money issue. Does he really need more of it? He hosts and produces so many shows, what it is going to do with all of that dough? The other reason, I am assuming for the delay, is that he does not want to be traveling back and forth from New York to Los Angeles every week for the singing competition show.
If he does leave Idol, it makes you wonder what his future with Live with Kelly and Ryan will be. Most TV contracts are three years and this is his third year on the morning talk show. I would not be surprised if he left at the end of his contract. The same way it was hard for me as an NYer to live in Atlanta, I am sure it is hard for that boy from Atlanta to live in NYC.
Back in May, ABC aired a special night of television where they recreated an episode from All in the Family and one from the Jeffersons. Today the announced that since In Front of a Live Audience was such a huge hit, they are bringing it back in December and May with all-new episode recreations. They did not say which episodes they will be recreating, but I have some suggestions for Jimmy Kimmel, Norman Lear and the gang.
For one of the holiday-themed episode, I think they should do the one where Mike and Drag Queen Beverly LaSalle go for a walk and only one of them comes back after being attacked. Edith is so upset over her friend’s death that she is not in the mood for Christmas.
Then for May, I think they should change up the shows. If they are really really really brave, they will do the episode where Maude gets an abortion. In 1972, it was the first time primetime TV aired a character getting an abortion and the last time until Everwood tackled the topic in 2003. Keeping sex in the mix, I hope they consider doing the episode where J.J. thinks he has Dyn-O-Mite in his pants. As in he thinks he has an STD or as they called it back then a VD.
If they want to skip the sex issues, then they can give the whole night to the Good Times’ Damn, Damn, Damn two-parter.
Which episodes do you want to see them bring back to television for the one-night events?
ABC also announced that Kimmel teamed up with Mark Burnett for the family game show Generation Gap. Mariah Carey wrote and will be singing the theme song for the black-ish spinoff mixed-ish. The Goldbergs take on National Lampoon’s Vacation on the season premiere as they take a road trip to Disneyland. That is a really long trip from Pennsylvania!
Lastly, they are finally getting into the live musical business with The Wonderful World of Disney Presents The Little Mermaid Live on November 5th. Moana’s Auli’i Cravalho will play Ariel, Shaggy will voice Sebastian and Queen Latifah is Ursula. Not bad casting for the reimagination of the Disney classic that is getting a remake.
Remember when Heidi Klum was married to Seal, the then-couple kept renewing their vows every year. Well, the model is doing that again with her new husband, Tom Kaulitz.
Klum and the Tokio Hotel guitarist got married earlier this year and they did it again on Saturday in Italy. She shared a photo of their first kiss as Mr. & Mrs. Kaulitz for the second time. The bride wore more fabric than she has worn all year, combined.
This is the third person she has been married to and the second one he said I do to. When it comes to what number wedding it is for both of them, I will leave that up to someone else to figure out. Too much math for me.
