Seriously? OMG! WTF?Cheezy Flicks Archives - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
header image
Bizarre is a movie that lives up to its name
June 11th, 2019 under Cheezy Flicks. [ Comments: none ]

Cheezy Flicks unearths classic movies and sells them for a very reasonable price. One of their latest additions to the ever-growing library is Bizarre a movie from 1970 that looks completely, bizarre.

This film is so tantalizing it cannot be just one story. Instead, it is several vignettes woven together. The erotics tales are described as, “Our film begins with a narrator/mummy who rises from the grave to guide us through several vignettes promising to show what some of us go through in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. Our first tale features a female photographer who tortures a sexy male model. Another has a female burglar caught by the angry home owner. The third and craziest vignette involves a nerd hiring a blond call girl in pursuit of a menage-a-trois with his pet lizard. And there’s an endearing misadventure with a secret agent.”

Why don’t they make movies like this anymore? These are films we should all be watching instead of all of those comic book movies.


1975’s Snuff is available to own
May 10th, 2019 under Cheezy Flicks. [ Comments: none ]

When I was a kid, my father raised me on horror movies. For the most part, my mom was OK with that. However, she put her foot down when it came to the movie Snuff.

There were rumors that the woman who was killed in it, was actually killed in real life to make that scene look so real. I heard that she was dying of cancer, so she was willing to sacrifice herself for the film. That is why the movie was banned not only by my mom.

Years later, I finally got to see Snuff and it was so fake. I was so disappointed. I could not believe that people thought it was real.

Why am I telling you all of this? Cheezy Flicks is adding it to their list of reasonably priced awesome flicks to own!

This way you can see why this feature was so controversial for so many decades.


They don’t make movies like Robot Monster anymore!
April 19th, 2016 under Cheezy Flicks. [ Comments: none ]

Imagine a movie where a man in a gorilla suit and a diving helmet comes down to Earth and kills all but six of the humans. The more time Ro-Man spends with them, the more he gets to know them and falls in love with one of the surviving women.
If you can’t, then you need to buy it from Cheezy Flicks for $2 so that you can see it to believe it. Then show it to your friends, so that they can see the brilliant type of movies they don’t make anymore. The world be a better place if they did. Well not the world that was featured in Robot Monster, but ours.


They don’t make movies like Velvet Vampire anymore!
April 7th, 2016 under Cheezy Flicks. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 1971, they made a little cult movie called Velvet Vampire and there’s no way they could make one like it today. Not only because it was full of nudity and sex, it also had tons of bad acting in it. On top of all of that, it’s storyline is so ridiculous that it was awesome.
Nowadays, even Vampire movies want to be taken seriously and that just sucks all of the blood out of them. Kind of like a Vampire.
If this is the type of movie you have been craving, then for just $2, yes two dollars, it can be yours at Cheezy Flicks. Heck at that price, how can you not buy it?


How have I not seen When Men Carried Clubs & Women Played Ding-Dong?
October 21st, 2015 under Cheezy Flicks. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 1971, a movie traveled all the way from 50,000 BC and for some reason I never heard of When Men Carried Clubs & Women Played Ding-Dong until today. The Italian movie, that stars Antonio Sabato, is finding a new life thanks to Cheezy Flicks. For just a mere $5, you can own this movie to watch whenever you want.
After watching the trailer, I foresee a lot of people (boys under 16) who will want to watch it over and over again. Especially since Playboy is no longer doing full nudes. Plus this movie takes place, when Hugh Hefner was just a kid so it is a fair trade.
Back to the movie, I wish they made films like this today, but they no longer have the balls to do it.


« Previous entries 

website stats Google Analytics Alternative
Analytics Made Easy - StatCounter