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[ # ] Dr. Dildo’s Secret is unlike any movie you have ever seen
August 5th, 2019 under Cheezy Flicks

I have seen a lot of movies in my lifetime, but I have never seen anything quite like Dr. Dildo’s Secret. Thanks to Cheesy Flicks, I am now familiar with the 1970 film. It is unlike anything I have ever seen before and I doubt I will ever see anything like it again.

The movie starts out with Dr. Dildo (Pete Dawson) and his friend, Ernie (Tommy Toole), talking in the car. Ernie wants to know how his friend picks up all of these beautiful women that no one has ever seen before and then they are never seen again. Dr. Dildo does not answer but we will find out soon enough.

For the next scene, we see his nurse drawing a penis on a picture of El hombre Vitruvio by Leonardo da Vinci. I guess it got her excited, so she pulls down her underwear and starts pleasuring herself for the next few minutes. I am not exaggerating. As her scene is about to come to a climax, the phone starts to ring. That is the last time we see her.

Shortly afterward, it goes to Ernie telling his girlfriend about Dr. Dildo’s women. He then leaves her to go to his friend’s lab. When he gets there, he finds several unconscious completely naked women strapped to the wall. He starts to feel their bodies as the camera zooms in on their body parts. This is also last several minutes before he is interrupted by Dildo. Quick note, this movie was made in the ’70s and it shows.

Dildo tells him that he is creating women to be nymphomaniacs for himself to enjoy. Since there are so many, he lets his friend have one for the day. Then Ernie goes off with her and they have sex in many different positions for several minutes.

Ernie then goes back to his friend’s lab and Dildo has made a new woman. The two men have to wash off the completely naked woman for several minutes. They made sure she is clean all over and I do mean all over. When she is done, they then stick a wand up her to get her started. She is ready for action and Ernie tests her out for several minutes.

Dildo does not want to be alone. Therefore, after watching his friend have sex with the new girl, he gets the other girls turned on for him to play with. Now the three men, Igor the assistant gets to have some fun too, take part in an orgy with all of the women for several more minutes. Then something happens and the movie is over.

You do not want to see how this movie ends. And everything that comes before that head-shaking ending.

Are you thinking I am lying or exaggerating about this film that is 3/4th sex? Then you can buy it from Cheezy Flicks for just $6. It is worth every penny.

How this movie is not considered porn is beyond me. It is so bad that is it shockingly enjoyable. Plus, you will have fun telling your friends about this movie. This is one of those flicks that truly is seeing is believing. And you believe me you want to see this.


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