Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Let’s be honest, as you get older, it feels amazing to be carded. It is a pain because you have to take out your driver’s license. Sometimes when you do that, other cards fall out.

That is what happened to Trevor Donovan. The man, who celebrated his 21st birthday for the 19 times, explained what happened to him over the weekend. He said, “Got carded at the liquor store. While getting ID an old Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said ‘Never mind.’ 😂”

Who knew that Blockbuster is more proof of age than your Read ID. I realized my old video store card is still in my wallet, so I cut it up because I don’t want anyone to know my real age. Like Blanche Devereaux, I keep it so secret that no one will ever find it out.

What other cards do you think dates you? Thankfully, Toys’r’Us is coming back because that would have been dating us all soon.

When it comes to Donovan, I can totally see why the clerk asked for his ID. He still looks the high school student he played on 90210.

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We are less than three months away from the television’s fall season and Fox unmasked their schedule. Get your calendars out because you are not going to want to miss the second season debut of the Masked Singer. Who will be under those oversized costumes this season? I cannot wait to see who they will get this season. How do you top Donny Osmond and La Toya Jackson?

I am also looking forward to what Empire’s final season. It is going to be so out of control, we will need to get high to come down from it.

FOX FALL 2019 PREMIERES
(All Times ET/PT, except where noted)

Sunday, Sept. 22
8:00-11:00 PM ET/ 71ST PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS
live in all time zones

Monday, Sept. 23
8:00-9:00 PM 9-1-1 (Season Three Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM PRODIGAL SON (Series Premiere)

Tuesday, Sept. 24
8:00-9:00 PM THE RESIDENT (Season Three Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM EMPIRE (Season Six Premiere)

Wednesday, Sept. 25
8:00-10:00 PM THE MASKED SINGER (Two-Hour Season Two Premiere)

Thursday, Sept. 26
7:30 PM-CC ET live/ THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (Season Two Premiere)
4:30 PM-CC PT live

Sunday, Sept. 29
8:00-8:30 PM THE SIMPSONS (Season 31 Premiere)
8:30-9:00 PM BLESS THE HARTS (Series Premiere)
9:00-9:30 PM BOB’S BURGERS (Season 10 Premiere)
9:30-10:00 PM FAMILY GUY (Season 17 Premiere)

Wednesday, Oct. 2
8:00-9:00 PM THE MASKED SINGER (Time Period Premiere)
9:00-10:00 PM ALMOST FAMILY (Series Premiere)

Friday, Oct. 4
8:00-10:00 PM WWE’S SMACKDOWN LIVE (FOX Sports Premiere)

When Constance Wu found out that Fresh Off the Boat was picked up for a fifth season, she was literally crying. Not tears of joy, but she was mad because she had to turn down a job to continue on one that most actors, especially Asian ones, would dream of having.

You would think that would make her persona non grata in Hollywood, but I guess not. Variety is reporting she was cast in the film Goodbye Vitamin. The movie is about, “Ruth Young, who discovers that her father, a renowned history professor, has lost his job after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. She decides to return home and work with her father’s former student to stage a fake class so he can continue to teach.”

I hope she finishes in time to film the ABC sitcom. I also hope the writers give her easy storylines for the sitcom that don’t challenge her. Although, I do not think we will be able to tell the difference because she plays the role the same way no matter what they give her. Translation. she is so one note.

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The Rolling Stones are back on the road and wowing audiences all over North America. Before they rock out on stage, Ronnie Wood likes to warm up. He starts off slow swinging his arms back and forth. Then he speeds it up until he does the Floss. He might be 72, but his six kids are keeping young and hip.

On that note, I betcha the Floss is keeping him from getting a hip replacement. As long as he keeps swinging his hips like that, he will keep them until the Stones stop performing. Which probably won’t be for centuries to come.

Eddie Van Halen might be 64 years young, but he can still act like he did when he 6 or 4. That’s because the guitarist spent the first day of summer riding on a spring horse at a park.

I guess he was there because he is still hot for teacher. Therefore, don’t call a 5150 out of him because he is just on top of the World. Can you blame him? It’s summer, let’s enjoy it like we did when we were the same age as the kid on the 1984 album cover!

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