Ever since I was a kid, I have loved disaster movies and creature features, but rarely, if ever, have the two genres collided. That is until now.
D-Railed is described as “A woman boards a train that derails into a lake in the middle of the night. She, along with other surviving passengers find themselves trapped within the sinking wreckage. They discover what lies beneath the surface is far more terrifying as they fight to stay alive against a deadly predator determined to kill them one by one!”
What they failed to mention, is there is also a heist in it too for people who like that sort of thing. It has something for everyone. Well, not kids. Unless you do not want them to sleep at night.
Did I mention it also has Lance Henriksen, who is creepy every time he is on the screen? He never does a bad movie and I do not expect this to be his first.
Even more enticing is the story concept was created by a woman (Suzanne DeLaurentiis) and the executive producers are women. Which, as you know, is rare for Hollywood and even rarer for horror. Just another reason to support this flick that is available August 6th on home video.
I just cancelled my planned train trip after watching this trailer, so I have plenty of time to watch it. I didn’t. If I did not do things because of disaster flicks, I would not be living in LA thanks to Earthquake, Towering Inferno, Two-Minute Warning, Night of the Comet and Volcano to name a just a few. Don’t get me started on disaster films and creature features that have been based in NYC and Miami. Surprisingly, no one has wanted to destroy Atlanta on film.
Anyone, who watches The Tonight Show, knows that Jimmy Fallon is not, how do you put this nicely, the bravest of men. He is scared of all types of creatures, big and small.
A few months ago, the show added a new game called Can You Feel It. It is a simple game, where the NBC host or his guest stand behind a fish tank with a mystery item in it. They have to put their hands inside of it to find out what it is.
Normally, it is stuff like fake snakes, but yesterday they changed it up. They gave him a live lungfish (no one knows what it is) and crawling cockroaches. Which makes you wonder, what did he to his staff that they are finding ways to torture him on camera? It had to be something.
When it comes to Chrissy Teigen, she had the best line of the night. She said to him, “Once you feel the top, you will want to go down.” I wonder if she has used the line before… I have!
Many decades ago, Gary Dell’Abate introduced the phrase Baba Booey on the Howard Stern Show. Since then, that phrase has made many newspeople’s lives hell. When a prankster calls into a news show, tells their fake story and then yells Baba Booey. That is when they everyone knows that they were punked.
As hellish as it has been for some, the New York City Gospel Choir found a way to make it heavenly. They took the melody from Oh, Happy Day and changed it to Baba Booey.
A song I would love to hear at many so-called churches, who say they preach the gospel of Jesus but spend the service preaching hate. Every time the clergyman (because you know those “places of worship” will not have a woman leading the sermon) preaches a falsity, the choir should break out into this version of the song. Hopefully, when the finally learn their lesson, then they can start singing the original song again. Who else thinks that is a divine idea?
When it comes to the Gospel of Baba Booey, am I the only person who cannot stop singing the hymn?
. #BecauseFlorida Ring camera catches a man popping a squat right on homeowner’s driveway. And that homeowner is more than grumpy about this guy bustin a grumpy right in front of his house. BSO now on this crappy case that really stinks. pic.twitter.com/0SG4B1Sndh
When you work in news, you have to do whatever story they assign you to do. No matter how 💩ty is. Yesterday, Louis Aguirre was given the crappy assignment of doing a story about a man who pooped in a stranger’s driveway in North Lauderdale (because it is Florida) and it was all caught on the home owner’s Ring.
Well, when life hands you poop, you make hot chocolate. At least that is what the WPLG reporter did. He did pun and after pun because what else can you do? You have to have fun with it. The pkg had two ways of going, either down the crapper or coming up smelling like roses. I am happy he went with the latter because it brought a smile to my face. But then again, toilet humor always does that.
If I were still judging local Emmys, I would give Louis the win. Although the last time I judged them, I was in Miami (an intern working with Louis) and you cannot do your local market. So I beg the Emmy voters, who get this entry, vote for him. Help him turn 💩 into gold! Literally.
It has barely been a month since The Big Bang Theory ended, and many fans already want a reunion. Therefore, Variety’s Marc Malkin asked him about it on the red carpet yesterday.
The first thing Sheldon Cooper said was, “Not in my lifetime.” Then he explained, “You don’t know us. We seem. We are very nice people. And we were good with each other and very professional. Because of that, we were like [motions washed his hands of], we did our jobs.” Considering that Johnny Galecki appeared on Roseanna and The Conners, and Mayim Bialik has talked about a Blosson reboot, I don’t think they all feel the same way as he does.
I get that he is done with the job, but he needs to remember without TBBT he would be nothing. He would not be getting the jobs he is getting had he not played this role first. He needs to be more grateful because this show has made and will continue to make him truckloads of money. Get off your high horse and appreciate what you have because of it.
When it comes to a reboot? He takes the Matt LeBlanc approach. As in he is too old to play the part again. Imagine if Sean Hayes or his TV mother Lauri Metcalf said that? Then we would not have reboots of Will & Grace and The Conners.
Seriously, it pisses me off when actors thinks they are too good for their television roles that made them stars and gave them amazing oppurtunities. If you don’t want all that comes with being a television star, then don’t audition.
Just remember, it can all be taken away from you in an instant. Be grateful people like you because as Michael Richards can tell you that can change in a blink of an eye.
Talking about change, he made sure to quickly shed that Sheldon look. He looks like a different person. Sounds the same with his high-pitched voice, but is unrecognizable.
