As we know, Jessica Simpson looked like she was going to have a big baby and she did. Birdie Mae Johnson came into the World yesterday weighing 10 Pounds 13 Ounces. That is enough to make any woman cross her legs. Well, not pregnant women, they will be like just get this creature out of me! Which is what I am sure what Simpson was saying throughout her labor.
Birdie is Simpson and Eric Johnson’s third child together. They also have another daughter, Maxwell Drew, 6, and a son Ace Knute, 5.
Aaron Carter is not shy around the camera and he knows how to get his best angle. Maybe not all the time. Because in this photo taken by Ring, he looks like he is all nose. Which is not his best angle.
However, it is a good lesson for us. Don’t stand too close to the Ring camera.
Burger King got into the coffee business and they are charging just two quarters for a cup of Joe. When 50 Cent heard about that, he thought it was in honor of him.
Therefore, he photoshopped his face onto the Burger King and wrote, “Yeah so you should go get 50cent coffee from Burger King.🤨because I’m bigger than Starbucks. Get the strap #lecheminduroi”
You know what, they should make him their mascot. I know you are saying, but clowns are McDonald’s thing. Sorry, it was too easy not to go there so I went there!
Thirty years ago, the World was made a better place because of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Even though the far future is a much better place because of them, our current time is totally gnarly. What could make us a most excellent place again?
How about Bill & Ted’s 3: Face the Music. After years of like totally teasing us, Wyld Stallyns is back. Some dudes named Alx Winter and Keanu Reeves made the totally awesome announcement today that they will be filming the movie this summer. Then on August 21, 2010, we will finally get to witness the most anticipated sequel. Why isn’t being released on June 9th?
Anyways, I cannot and will not get excited about this until it actually goes into production. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me multiple times, I need proof because there is only so much I can take from my favorite movie.
I just hope between now and production, someone puts some air in those deflated tires. What happened to all of that energy they used to have. Someone get them some much-needed Jolt which is also back from the ’80s.
Tomorrow, the horror movie Chopping Mall turns the big 33 and its star Kelli Maroney is still running for her life in malls. Although, this time she has a very good reason to do so.
She wrote, “I spent most of #choppingmall running for my life from a #killbot (not featured behind me in most, if not all, of the shots). In honor of the 33rd Anniversary I’ve documented my experience here in #interpretivedance—- and you can, too!! Enter @Fangoria s ridiculous contest before Friday. Take a photo of yourself in a mall holding the CM Blu-ray and win!! #choppingmallinamall.” While the prize from Fangoria is lamer than us never getting a sequel to the film, it is still fun to do.
If you have never seen Chopping Mall, you can watch it for free on Tubi TV. Make it a Maroney double feature and follow it up with Night of the Comet, one of my favorite movies. I promise you, both features will give you a whole new appreciation of malls.
