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Guess who is coming up roses?
July 24th, 2018 under Books, Guess who?. [ Comments: none ]


Want to see whose poop is going to smell like roses for days, then click here!

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When will your favorite ABC shows be back?
July 24th, 2018 under ABC. [ Comments: none ]


We are exactly two months away from the start of ABC’s 2017-2018 season. I know that because they released when their old shows will be back and their new ones will debut. ABC will be airing not, but two editions of Dancing with the Stars. One for adults and one for kids. Why it is not paired with Child Support is beyond me.

Their Tuesday night shows are being delayed because of The Connors late production start, because you know why, and they cannot start without it. At least they think they cannot. They are risking taking a beating because of the late start.

When it comes to why I posted the A Million Little Things trailer, I did it because it is the absolute worst new show of the year. Actually in a really long time. Great cast, horrible writing and plotline. It was like let’s make a show more depressing than This Is Us, but don’t include any of the heart or redeeming qualities. It is depressing to be depressing and that is all. When it comes to the others, I will discuss them at a later date.

MONDAY, SEPT. 24
8:00-10:01 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars” (Season 27 premiere)
10:01-11:00 p.m. “The Good Doctor” (Season 2 premiere)

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 26
8:00-8:30 p.m. “The Goldbergs” (Season 6 premiere)
8:30-9:00 p.m. “American Housewife” (Season 3 premiere; new time)
9:00-9:31 p.m. “Modern Family” (Season 10 premiere)
9:31-10:00 p.m. “Single Parents” (Series premiere)
10:00-11:00 p.m. “A Million Little Things” (Series premiere)

THURSDAY, SEPT. 27
8:00-10:00 p.m. “Grey’s Anatomy” (Season 15 premiere; two hours)
10:00-11:00 p.m. “How to Get Away with Murder” (Season 5 premiere)

SUNDAY, SEPT. 30
7:00-8:00 p.m. “America’s Funniest Home Videos” (Season 29 premiere)

THURSDAY, OCT. 4
9:00-10:00 p.m. “Station 19” (Season 2 premiere)

FRIDAY, OCT. 5
8:00-8:30 p.m. “Fresh Off the Boat” (Season 5 premiere; new day and time)
8:30-9:00 p.m. “Speechless” (Season 3 premiere; new day)
9:00-10:00 p.m. “Child Support” (Season 2 premiere; new time)

SUNDAY, OCT. 7
8:00-10:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars: Juniors” (Series premiere; two hours)
10:00-11:00 p.m. “Shark Tank” (Season 10 premiere)

SUNDAY, OCT. 14
10:00-11:00 p.m. “The Alec Baldwin Show” (Series premiere)

TUESDAY, OCT. 16
8:00-8:30 p.m. “The Conners” (Series premiere)
8:30-9:00 p.m. “The Kids Are Alright” (Series premiere)
9:00-9:30 p.m. “black-ish” (Season 5 premiere)
9:30-10:00 p.m. “Splitting Up Together” (Season 2 premiere)
10:00-11:00 p.m. “The Rookie” (Series premiere)

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One Day at a Time gets visited by One Day at a Time
July 24th, 2018 under Netflix. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZnPazOC-zI
Netflix’s One Day at a Time already announced that Gloria Estefan will be a guest on the third season, and now KSite is reporting a cast member from the original series will also be appearing on the show this season. Glenn Scarpelli, who played Alex in the later seasons, will be playing Chad on this show. No other details are known at this time. But I can tell you the actor looks the same, except now he has salt and pepper hair.

He is not the first actor from that series to work on ODAAT. Mackenzie Phillips, who played Julie, has appeared on a few episodes while her husband from the sitcom, Michael Lembeck has directed an episode. Why Valerie Bertinelli has no guest starred on it is a mystery for me.

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Josh Brolin thinks he needs XL condoms
July 24th, 2018 under Josh Brolin. [ Comments: 1 ]

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Josh Brolin and his wife went shopping and he decided to pick up some condoms. Not your average condoms, but the ones that say XL on the box. As soon as Kathryn Boyd saw which ones he picked up, she told her husband, “I think those are too big for you.” To which he defensively replied, “They’re not.”

You know what he is right. Wait, am I saying he has a big Goonie? Nope, here is a little secret about XL condoms, they are the same size as regular ones. So if you want your man to feel special, then buy him a pack of those. If you want to feel special, then get the ones with warming lube on them. Remember, condoms are your friend!

Although I do not know why Brolin is using them since his wife is pregnant. It is is not like he needs them to prevent that.

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This dog is toxic
July 24th, 2018 under Animals, Britney Spears. [ Comments: 1 ]


Matt Hardin recorded his dog and he noticed that Riley’s howl sounded familiar. If you listen closely, you would swear you are listening to Britney Spears’ Toxic.

So much so, you have to wonder if his best friend is giving him a warning about something or someone who is toxic. Can you imagine if dogs could communicate through song titles? I would be really nervous if he started singing I Touch Myself by Divinyls as he licked himself. Or howls Duran Duran’s Hungry Like a Wolf and then licks his lips as he salivates while looking at you. When it comes to most cats they would look at their owners and belt out Beyonce’s Single Ladies.

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