We think of Ashton Kutcher as a manly guy and turns out he is full of extra testosterone. According to what he told Conan O’Brien that is causing the hunky actor to go bald prematurely. That is right, his hairline is receding.
What is he going to do about it? Is he going to do a Donald Trump combover, a hair again/off again like John Travolta or just go completely bald like The Rock? None of the above. He is going to do a Ron Howard and wear a baseball cap when it happens.
But that does not mean he is letting it go gracefully. Up until he and Mila Kunis decided to have kids about three years ago, he was trying to keep his hair in his head with Finasteride. He did not know how that medicine would affect his little boys, so he went off the meds. And off went some of his brown locks. I wonder if he looked in the mirror and said, “Dude, where’s my hair?”
Anyways, I think he will still be the guy we fell in love with in the ’70s with or without hair. What do you think?
I do not know if you heard but last month Allison Cross took a cardboard copy of Danny DeVito with her as her date to the prom. The story was such a hoot that it got national attention, and the news got all the way to the star himself.
Yesterday, he decided to honor her by bringing a lifesize cardboard cutout of her to the set of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and show her off to the cast including Rob McElhenney.
How did the wannabe filmmaker, who thinks of Frank as her idol, feel about it? She wrote, “Thank you SO, SO MUCH @RMcElhenney and @DannyDeVito for fulfilling my dream of visiting Paddy’s Pub from @alwayssunny !! 🤩” Looks like it is a match made in Kinko’s heaven.
If you want to hear why she took him to her prom, then click here!
Gretchen Carlson announced today on Good Morning America that Miss America pageant is changing up everything. Gone is the word pageant because it is now a competition.
A competition that no longer judges women on their outward looks. That is right, the whole reason behind it is gone. Not only that so is the swimsuit competition and there will be changes to the evening gown part of the competition.
Now it will be about their brains and talent. Because that has helped them to be taken seriously in the past. In the words of Clueless, “As and if!”
If you want to change things up for the #MeToo movement, then add a Master America Pageant. Put them in tight Speedos and to paraphrase what Robin Williams would say that tell us what religion they are. Also, let’s see them in a tux and strip on down to those Speedos! Heck, I would watch! Oh boy, I would watch.
And talking about watching, the Miss America ratings were down big time, who is going to tune in now? I mean, are these contestants known for their brains? No offense, but are they?
And yes, I am a woman and a feminist saying this. I do not have a problem with this competition judging the contestants on their outward appearances. Do you?
And man, how boring is the new season of Toddlers & Tiaras going to be if the little girls are no longer getting spray tanned, plucked and glued? It will just be the kids on Go-Go Juice, heck we call that nursery school!
Have you ever seen Ariana Grande without her ponytail? I don’t think I have either, but she let it all hang down for British Vogue. Because of that, she is completely unrecognizable. It is a nice change.
It shows us how much she has grown up because of an unforeseeable manmade disaster. When they asked her about suffering PTSD from the bombing at her concert in Machester last year, she told them, “It’s hard to talk about because so many people have suffered such severe, tremendous loss. But, yeah, it’s a real thing” The singer added, “I know those families and my fans, and everyone there experienced a tremendous amount of it as well. Time is the biggest thing. I feel like I shouldn’t even be talking about my own experience – like I shouldn’t even say anything. I don’t think I’ll ever know how to talk about it and not cry.”
You can tell she has survivor’s remorse, which is natural, but she should know it was not her fault. It could have, unfortunately, happened to any musician, but it happened to her. I am sorry for her. I am sorry for the families. And most importantly, I am sorry it happened at all. When will these bombers learn their mission is never accomplished because we are not afraid of them. We will remember the innocent people killed in the attack, but we will not remember them or why the did it. Therefore, they failed. They are failures. Sadly, the real losers are the families who lost loved one and the surviving victims who will never be the same.
