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Kevin Smith says the comedy special he filmed as he had his heart attack will air
March 5th, 2018 under Kevin Smith. [ Comments: none ]


Last Sunday, as Kevin Smith was having a massive heart attack, he was filming a comedy special. Some have wondered if he would still release what they have or put it in a vault somewhere, never to be seen.

Over the weekend, he posted a photo from the standup and gave an update on the special.

“Spending my Saturday night watching the standup special that @comedydynamics was shooting last weekend, right before that ghastly fella with the scythe and dark robe showed up and tapped me on my shoulder. If I had checked out permanently, this would’ve been a great little document to leave in my wake: there’s some legit funny shit in it! I’m watching closely for possible edits (gotta get it down to 75 minutes) but also for possible signs of the impending heart attack. This dopey sumbitch in the video thinks shooting this show is the biggest thing that’s gonna happen to him that night. He has no clue he’s about to go on the adventure of a lifetime to meet the God of Death and tell him “Not today.” (P.S. – A very cool network has already bought the special. I’ll let you know which one it is when the deal’s done.) #KevinSmith #comedy #editing #whatadifferenceadaymakes

Whichever network bought it, needs to do a pre or post special with him talking about his heart attack and what he went through that night. To run it without that, would be a disgrace.

Although, his comedy specials are pretty funny without any subcontext.

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Is Jane Fonda really 80 years old?
March 5th, 2018 under Jane Fonda. [ Comments: none ]


Jane Fonda wowed at the Oscars in a white Balmain gown, and that was just from the front. From behind, her behind was an Oscar winner. She has curves that woman a 1/4th of her age would love to have. Which makes you wonder if she is really 80 years old?

Since she is, we also should consider doing the Jane Fonda workout to get a body like hers because it obviously works. Look at her! Hubba, hubba.

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A man tried to steal Frances McDormand’s Oscar at the Governor’s Ball
March 5th, 2018 under Oscars. [ Comments: none ]


Frances McDormand gave the most powerful speech at the Oscars, but that is just one of the reasons why she will never forget the night.

After the awards show, she went to the Governor’s Ball next door to party and had her Oscar engraved. She thought the party was a safe place, so she put her statuette down on the table to enjoy the event. According to USA Today, a man saw the abandoned guy and tried to run away with it.

McDormand was crying uncontrollably outside and security went in to find the thief. That is when NY Times Cara Buckley reports, “Wolfgang Puck’s photographer stopped him, got the Oscar back, and the guy disappeared back into the ball. Apparently Frances has said to let him go. #Oscars #Drama.” She is a better person than I am because I would have told the cops the throw the book at him. I guess she was just so relieved to have her little guy back.

If I were husband, Joel Coen, I would be afraid she would try to replace him with Oscar. She probably spent the night spooning him instead. Who wouldn’t?

UPDATE: KABC is reporting that the man was arrested on suspicion of stealing the Oscar and charged with grand theft. The LAPD is also looking into why he was at the event in the first place. I guess they assumed if he was wearing a tux, he could get in. It worked.

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The Rock proudly accepts his Razzie!
March 5th, 2018 under Razzies movies?, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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While several celebrities brought home Oscar gold, The Rock brought home a different type of gold statuette this weekend. His movie Baywatch won a Razzie for So Rotten You Loved It. Instead of being all upset about it, DJ proudly accepted the honor just like Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry and Jamie Dornan have before him.

Since he was not in Hollywood this weekend, he made an acceptance video. Giving us just another reason to love him and his bad movies. On that note, he will probably be nominated for another Razzie next year for Rampage. Sorry DJ, not trying to be mean.

When it comes to Baywatch, I don’t know if it was so rotten I loved it because I shut it off after 10 minutes. I just couldn’t do it. How does Zac Efron have a knack to star is some of the worst movies of the year, every year?

One last thing Dwayne Johnson, dog people might be cool, but cat people are even cooler!

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Hot Links!
March 4th, 2018 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

 

Whose pasties are showing? – Celebitchy

This made my panties wet! – Dlisted

This is literally barebacking – The Nip Slip

Alex Baldwin played Trump again – Pajiba

Jennifer Lawrence's nude scene – GCeleb

RIP David Ogden Stiers – The Wow Report

Someone who lost over 300 pounds – Starcasm

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