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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey gets killed at the Razzies!
March 9th, 2024 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

I am a Horror movie fan, so I already knew that Rhys Frake-Waterfield’s movies are horrendous. However, last year, everyone else found out what I already knew because his movie Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey went to the big screen.

Because of that, it was able to be nominated for the Razzie Awards, and today, it won five of them, including Best Picture.

They were not the only losers. Megan Fox won Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress. With an honor like that, she should star in Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 3.


PICTURE Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

ACTOR Jon Voight / Mercy

ACTRESS Megan Fox / Johnny & Clyde

SUPPORTING ACTRESS Megan Fox / Expend4bles

SUPPORTING ACTOR Sylvester Stallone / Expend4ables

SCREEN COUPLE Pooh & Piglet as Blood-Thirsty Slasher/Killers (!) in Winnie the
Pooh: Blood and Honey

REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

DIRECTOR Rhys Frake-Waterfield / Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

SCREENPLAY Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey, Written by Rhys Frake-Waterfield

If you are one of the people who liked Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey, you will be happy to know the comes out at the end of this month.


The 44th Razzie Nominations are…
January 22nd, 2024 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Tomorrow, the Academy of Motion Pictures, Arts and Sciences will announce their nominations for the “best” movies of 2023. But today, the Razzies announced the worst of last year.

It was another bad year for Sylvester Stallone, who found himself and his movie Expend4bles receiving seven nominations. Blumhouse was one behind him with five nominations for The Exorcist: Believer and one for Five Nights at Freddy’s. The DC Universe’s Shazam! Fury of the Gods tied Marvel’s Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania with four nominations each. While the dispicable Horror movie Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey beat them out with five nods.

I tried to write in Terrifier 2 for several categories, but I guess I was alone. I also attempted to get Barry Keoghan and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater nominated for Worst Screen Couple, but that was also rejected.

To see what made it to the final nomination list, then click here!


The Razzies want you!
January 6th, 2024 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]


Shortly after I moved to LA, I saw a movie called Gigli. It was so bad that I became a Razzie member just so I could vote for it for Worst Picture, Worst Actor, and Worst Actress.

And I did. And I have been voting for so many other duds since then. This year, I am so excited to vote for Terrifier 2 and Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

And you too, can vote for your worst movies of the year and the people who made that shitty film.

Between now and January 14th, you can nominate the movies you want to see vie for the worst.

All you have to do is join for $40, and you can have a say on what were the bad movies of the year. And to be honest. Most are better than the Oscar nominees. And you can’t vote for those.

Nominations will be announced on January 22nd, and winners will be revealed on March 9th.


Bruce Willis did so many awful movies in 2021, the Razzies gave him his own category
February 7th, 2022 under Bon Jovi, Bruce Willis, Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Do you know the expression quality over quantity? Well, Bruce Willis doesn’t. The actor starred in eight movies that came out in 2021, which were so unwatchable, the Razzies gave him his own category. Even Nicolas Cage can’t say that. John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone each needed a whole decade to get that honor.

For $40, you can become a member and pick which one he gave his worst performance in. You can choose from American Siege, Apex, Cosmic Sin, Deadlock, Fortress, Midnight in the Switchgrass, Out of Death, and Survive the Game. I think it is going to be an eight-way tie. It is just like potato chips; you can’t just have one.

Although, you are satisfied with one viewing of their other noms like Karen, Dear Evan Hansen (it gets all my votes), and Diana: The Musical. Today is David Bryan’s (Bon Jovi’s) 60th birthday, and he wrote the music for Diana: The Musical. As a birthday gift, his musical got nine nominations, the most for this year and one more than Willis. So, I guess this is their way of singing Jovi’s Have a Nice to him.

To see all the nominations, then click here!


Maddie Ziegler and Republicans dominate the Razzies
April 25th, 2021 under Dance Moms, Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Most people prefer to watch the movies that get nominated for the Oscars. I, on the other hand, prefer the ones that get Razzie nominations.

This year, I saw an equal amount of movies that were nominated for both award shows, and I was more invested in the Razzies. Mostly because I wanted Maddie Ziegler to win for Music. Thankfully, she won! As did Sia and Kate Hudson for the movie. However, I don’t think they deserved it. The movie was not that bad; it was just that the Dance Moms’ star was. I liked it better than Mank, which I shut off after 15 minutes.

Anyways Music was not the only winner. Both Rudy Guiliani and Mike Lindell brought home two Razzie statuettes valued at $4.97 each.

To see who else won or lost this year, then click here!


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