I love Taco Bell, but not enough to marry the person I love in one. If you are not like me and want to say I do before you I poo, then you can get married there for just $600.
What does the $600 get you?
• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours
• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends
• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” t-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert
• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony
How do you make it happen? Get your marriage license, walk up to cashier at the Taco Bell Catina in Las Vegas and order it off the menu. Within four hours, you can be Mr & Mrs! That is unless you made a run for the border aka the bathroom.
Men, if you play your cards right. Not only will you eat a Taco, then later on you can eat her Taco too! And she will down your Gordita or Chalupa or Burrito or whatever you call it.
I don’t know, if I were going to get married in Vegas, I would do it at that Elvis Chapel. Although, one time when I was coming out of a Taco Bell, I held a door open for an Elvis Impersonator who said to me, “Thank you, thank you very much!” Maybe that was a sign that I am supposed to get married in a Taco Bell. Thus, let the Wedding Taco Bells ring for true love!
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife is 28 weeks pregnant and turns out the ABC late night host might not be the father.
We know that Matt Damon was f*cking Sarah Silverman when she was dating Kimmel, and now it turns out that the actor is doing the same thing to his wife Molly. That means he could be the baby daddy. Is he? There is only way to solve this problem and that is to ask Maury Povich, who’s the father?
Is it Matt Damon or Jimmy Kimmel? They are not the father. Why? As Molly said, “How can either of you satisfy me when all you really want is each other?” Even Ben Affleck knew that because it really is obvious. What wasn’t obvious is who really is the father. Someone I would let put a baby in my belly. Wouldn’t you?
In March 1977, Three’s Company debuted on our TV screens and it hasn’t left them since. In honor of the comedy’s 40th anniversary, Antenna TV staged a reunion with four of the show’s surviving stars. On March 11th and 12th, Joyce DeWitt (Janet), Richard Kline (Larry), Priscilla Barnes (Terry) and Jenilee Harrison (Cindy) will talk about the sitcom that made them all household names for 4 decades and counting.
Their get together will air during the Three’s Company 40th Anniversary Rendezvous marathon weekend which will also include 40 hours of Three’s Company or 72 episodes and The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson episodes featuring Richard Kline and John Ritter.
When it comes to the three roommates and their upstairs neighbor, they look just like they did when the show aired from 1977-1983. Hard to believe it is turning the Big 4-0 because they all still look so fantastic. Too bad John Ritter, Don Knotts, Norman Fell and Audra Lindley are not around to be part of the reunion. But I am sure they are there in spirit.
So on the weekend of March 11th, Come and knock on our door because they’ve been waiting for you.
BTW Antenna TV is having a Wings marathon today for Valentine’s Day if you want to catch up with another great sitcom that has stood the test of time.
Are you an adult who wishes there was a fast food meal that had a toy inside which was only for the over 18s? Well today in Israel that is exactly what Burger King is doing after 6p by offering an Adults Meal on Valentine’s Day that includes 3 toys. Sex toys to be exact.
It comes with 2 Whoppers, 2 Fries, 2 beers, a blindfold, a feather dust and a head massager. That is a Happy Meal that would make me very happy! Only thing missing is a condom for him to wrap his Whopper in just in case you don’t want to have a Kids Meal in 9 months.
Only bad thing about this Adults Meal is that is only available in Israel. I am sure there are other parts of the world that would like to get their bodies on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9kDgMNNNQg
When you think of singers who sing music for lovers, you think of Michael Bolton. That’s exactly what Netflix thought when they gave him a Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special this year for all those couple to Netflix & Chill with.
If you don’t have someone to Netflix & Drill with, then don’t Netflix & Pill or Netflix & Kill. You need to Netflix & Will them into your life and it will be all Netflix & Thrill. And your Netflix & Bill will be worth it.
