If you are like me, then you hate Oscar movies because they all have the same depressing plots. Well, Seth Meyers know those plots very well and created a trailer that combines them all. Yesterday on Late Night he debuted his masterpiece and is it too late for it to be nominated for an Oscar? It’s better than those other movies that are nominated. None of them I can name because I didn’t see any of them. But I watched all of Oscar Bait. And unlike the other films, it wasn’t too long. Do you want to see the full length feature?
Mariah Carey has said a lot of bitchy things throughout her career, but this might be the bitchiest one of them all. Rolling Stone asked her about her infamously awful New Year’s Eve performance and her response will leave you like did she really just say that? She told the music mag, “It’s just something where if I can’t explain it to the entire world, then they’re not going to understand it, because it’s not what they do. Just like I wouldn’t understand somebody who had a desk job and how to do that. I couldn’t. I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.” Probably why she sucked so bad in Push.
Anyways, she also threw shade at other people from the night. Even though she says she used to get upset by things like this, she still seems that way here, “This was out of my control, and had everything not been such a total chaotic mess, then I would have been able to make something happen. Even the dancers should have stopped dancing and helped me off the fucking stage. I’m sorry. It was a mess, and I blame everybody, and I blame myself for not leaving after rehearsal.”
She will wonder why her reality show and now her latest song have bombed and I think we can see people are just over her Divaness. In the ’90s, she was a fantastic singer, now she is a shadow of those days or maybe even a joke. She was best with her first husband, after they broke up, it was all downhill from there. Saying things like she is too good for a desk job won’t help her get back on top. Humility would do her good. She should try it.
Before Jack Black was teaching the School of Rock, he was DJing parties in Bye Bye Love. He looks the same now as he did when he was 25 in that 1995 movie.
I don’t know about you, but I can’t remember the last time I saw Demi Moore act. Well, she is coming back and she is doing it big.
GI Jane is joining Empire in a recurring role during the season 3 finale. According to the press release, she will be “playing a take-charge nurse with a mysterious past, who will become ever more treacherously entangled with the Lyon family in Season Four.”
Which asks so many questions? Like who is she going to be a nurse for? What is her past? What troubles will she cause for the Lyons? Is it more desperate that she took the role on the Fox Nighttime Soap or the fact that show asked her to do it? And that is before we even saw her in the part. Which I can’t wait for because you know it is going to be hot! Hotter than One Crazy Summer!
