https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sYGjoUcusM&feature=youtu.be
When Saturday Night Live hired Alex Baldwin to play Donald Trump, you knew it was going to be huge. But then on Friday, you knew he was going to take it to all new levels of excellence and that is exactly what it was yesterday!
If Baldwin doesn’t win an Emmy for this portrayal, then the Emmy voters are more out of touch than the Oscars are with diversity.
On Thursday, shortly before Luke Bryan was to go on the stage, he was in a bike accident. The singer broke his collarbone and bruised his hip, but the show must go on and it did. He has still been taking the stage every night as though nothing, making him a rough and tough cowboy that ain’t going to let a broken arm, break the hearts of his fans.
Not only is Jerry Springer a talk show host, he is also a former Politician. Today, he commented on this Presidential election and I raise a chair to him. His brilliantly Tweeted out, “Lots of people ask where I get the guests for my show. The answer is Trump Tower.”
If you don’t get that, then most likely you are woman who is still voting for Trump after what he said yesterday. Not only did he degrade us, he also said it is also OK for a women to be kissed by a stranger and have him grab her pussy because they are using their fame to do so. You also might not get it because you are Religious person who believes it is OK to break the, “Thou shalt not commit adultery” Commandment. Not only did he say he tried to have sex with a married woman, the married man said that he wanted to kiss another woman who was also married at the time. Can we say hypocrites? Finally, if you don’t get it, then you are voting for him.
Yesterday, the world was shocked by the conversation that Donald Trump had with Billy Bush almost 11 years ago. Some of the most shocked people were those who work for Tic Tac, when the heard the Presidential nominee say, “I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her.”
Today, the candy company responded with, “Tic Tac respects all women. We find the recent statements and behavior completely inappropriate and unacceptable.” With that sales of Tic Tac skyrocketed! At least they should!
BTW I have to go to with the obvious joke here. The reason why Tic Tacs are the mint of choice for him is because he is the same size as a Tic Tac.
John Stamos shared a photo of himself checking under Marilyn Monroe’s skirt, and I think the actor is hard up! I mean he is checking out a statue’s butt! Instead of giving him a woody, would that give a stoney?
