Jared Leto got so into his Suicide Squad role as The Joker that he gave his castmates some strange gifts as his character would. He gave Will Smith live bullets and Margot Robbie a live rat with a love letter.
Yesterday, when he was on The Tonight Show, he gave Jimmy Fallon a black box with a red ribbon on top of it. What was in the present? A live snake that slithered his way out of the his new home. As soon as the NBC late night host saw the snake, he jumped out of his chair and ran away. Only to be followed by the Oscar winner with his reptile friend in hand.
Eventually, they were able to put Fallon’s nightmare aside and he was able to read the card that came with it. The note read, “Dear Sweet Jimmy, Enjoy my snake. It’s long and skinny and tasty to take.” Wait what was that last part? It was a Freudian slip because the last line was really, “Easy to take!”
Hey, we have all heard about Leto’s trouser snake being long and skinny, so you can understand the faux pas. I would’ve licked his snake when asked if anyone wanted to!
James Corden thinks that he looks a lot like Matt Damon, so Matt Damon offered him a role in Jason Bourne. What was that part? The Late Late Show host is his stunt double.
The first scene was a fight one and he was left with a black eye. The next one was a little tougher, when the CBS host had to jump off of a building into a dumpster. He was not successful in his dumpster dive because he missed it. Therefore, he suffered a shattered elbow, a sprained his neck and a dislocated penis. If that was not enough insult to injury, his last stunt was a career ender. But sadly it was not enough to get Matt Damon out of being a guest on the CBS talk show.
Will we get to see Corden in the movie? Sadly, his scenes were left on the cutting room floor, right next to last place where James still had a functioning penis!
I never really researched why Mel B is called Scary Spice, but I am assuming it is because of her body. It is so muscular that it is scary perfect. Even though it has been 20 years since we got to know the Spice Girls, her figure still looks just as Scary. Although, I doubt you are looking at her toned physique. You wannabe looking at her boobs that are anything but scary!
Modern Family is back at work, but it looks more like they are filming The Three Amigos 2. Sofia Vergara shared a photo of her TV husband, Ed O’Neill and TV sons, Rico Rodriguez and Jeremy Maguire; and dressed in those Mariachi outfits, they look more like Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short than Jay, Manny and Joe.
Why are they dressed like that? We will just have to tune into the season premiere on September 21st because Gloria didn’t divulge that information.
