Lisa Rinna is 53 years old, but in a bikini she has a figure teenagers dream of having. Her body is so rock hard, people want to climb it. I don’t know what that means either, but you get the idea.
Basically, she looks beyond fantastic for a MILF who is in her 50’s.
Let’s be honest, when we see back hair on a man, we think it is gross. Not anymore because Tyler Harding has found a way to turn into something beautiful. Many years ago, Michael Wolfe wanted his friend to shave the American Flag into his back hair for a July Fourth party, and he did. Now every four months (when Wolfe’s fur comes back in), he creates a new masterpiece. He has created so many works of art, they have a released a Calendhair with 12 of their hairtings. You have a champagne glasses for Januhairy all the way up to a Nativity Scene for Decenbhair. I no longer want the Hot Firemen Calendar hanging from my wall, I want this one instead. Well, maybe I can put then side by side.
Now back to the artist and his human canvas, I found out about them yesterday on The Late Late Show. Harding shaved James Corden’s face into Wolfe’s back and I can’t stop looking at it. It is the likes of nothing I have ever seen. It should not be hanging on a man’s back to be covered by a shirt, it should be hanging up at renowned museums. Don’t you agree?
Michael Fassbender was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged him to a game of Pen in the Bottle. Basically you tie a string with a pen around your waist. The pen dangles behind you on the string and you have to crotch down to get it into a bottle without the use of your hands. What makes the game so funny, is that it looks you are taking a dump because of the way you have to bend down to get the pen into the bottle. And if you play the drinking game while you are really drunk, you might wind up doing just that.
But back to the set up of the game. As they were tying the strings around their torsos, the Inglourious Basterds star said to the NBC late night host as he examined where the pen was hanging between his legs, “Yours is quite short.” We’ve all seen Fassbender naked, most men’s are quite short next to his penis what I would say. Did I forget to put a space between pen and is in that last sentence? I guess that was a Freudian Slip!
When you are child and you are also an actor, it would make sense that your friends are also child actors. Case in point, here is Sarah Michelle Gellar with Seth Green playing dress up together. She didn’t say what they were doing and how old they were in the photo, but it is too precious not share.
Especially when it looks like she was always meant to play Kathryn Merteuil in Cruel Intentions. You know, as in she is the perfect Rich Bitch!
Think your job is hard on you? Johnny Lee Miller’s isn’t even tougher. He shows up to film a new season of Elementary and the writers wrote a scene for him to be thrown off of a car. He doesn’t have a stunt man fill in for him, so he does it himself. He goes through hair and makeup, gets up on the car, let’s driver but his foot on the gas and then break, and proceeds to roll off the car on to the safety of a inflatable mat. He is OK, but still I feel a lot better showing up to work in my air conditioned office, where the worst thing that can happen to me is I miss the chair and land on my a$$. What about you?
