There have been a lot of animated movies that have come out for kids this summer, and now there is one that is just for us adults. Sausage Party has a lot of cursing and other things that are not kid friendly. But if a parent is desperate to take their kids to the movies and doesn’t do their research, then they might go see this film.
What will happen when they take their little ones to see this movie about food rebelling against the humans? There will be a lot of kids who want want to eat anything for a while and a lot of parents who will want to chew out a lot of Hollywood executives starting with Seth Rogen.
How many times have you thought about dressing up a dummy and placing them in the front seat with you, so that you could drive in the HOV lane? A woman in Suffolk County, NY didn’t have a dummy, so she put a cap on some clothes, and drove away. She thought she came up with the perfect plan, until she got pulled over on the Long Island Expressway. According to ABC News, a cop became suspicious of her passenger and pulled her over. Officer Spina gave her a summons for that violation and driving an unregistered and uninspected vehicle.
The moral to the story is if you are going to fake it, make sure it looks like the real deal. Especially if your car is not registered and inspected in New York.
BTW why doesn’t Siri count as additional passenger because I know I talk to her when I am driving. Some times more than when I have another human in the car with me.
Celine Dion was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Wheel of Impressions. Basically they each are given an artist and they had to sing a song in that singer’s style.
The NBC host got Michael Jackson and Johnny Cash, both of which were impressive. But he could not compete to songstress. She started out with a tame Cher, but then she really let herself go when she got Rihanna. So much so, I never knew that the prim and proper musician can be a lot more than just that. She really embodied the Umbrella singer so much, it was anything but disturbia. Then it was time for one last impression and she got Sia. Sia would take off her wig to Dion because she sounded like the original but better.
Celine should add this schtick to her Vegas residency. Not only would I love to hear her sing her hits, I’d also love to hear her sing other people’s as them. I’d pay a lot of money to see that!
Justin Theroux was seen longingly hugging someone that isn’t Jennifer Aniston, so has he replaced his wife? In some ways yes and it’s all Jimmy Kimmel and Todd James’ fault because they gave him a puppet from Crank Yankers. Thus turning his Mrs into leftovers for the time being. Once he gets bored with his new toy, he will go back to his other one that is just as cuddly.
Robert Gant, Scott Lowell, Gale Harold and Michelle Clunie all came out to the Pantages Theater this week to see Randy Harrison starring in Cabaret and Ben, Ted, Brian, Melanie and Justin look as close as they did when we got to know them on Queer as Folk 15 years ago.
So close, I don’t know why with all the revivals, no one has brought back this show. So much has happened with Gay rights since 2005 and who better to tell that than QAF? What are Showtime, Logo, Netflix and/or Amazon waiting for? This a goldmine they could be sitting on and I would love to see them reunited on the small screen. Who’s with me?
That and they are all still so hot and I want to see them all shirtless again! To paraphrase what Harold once said, just like men like to watch two women going at, women like to watch 2 men get it on, bang a gong! I know QAF taught me that!
