Someone named Burger Fiction decided to take some of the saddest scenes from movies and super cut them all together. Why? I don’t know because now that I watched it, I can’t stop crying. Are they trying to make people depressed?
And what is up with all those kids movies being so depressing? After watching this, I will never let my kids watch anything from Disney or Pixar ever again. Here we thought that Bambi was the only sad movie, turns out almost all of them are like that.
I am sticking with my Adam Sandler movies. They are depressing, but not in a tear inducing way.
Angie Tribeca (Rashida Jones) is back for a whole new season tonight at 9p and the premiere is explosive. That’s because after Tribeca and Jay Geils (Hayes MacArthur) have sex, she blows up. She spends the next 9 months in a coma and he has moved on. He is now dating the coroner and had a baby a woman from Canada that no one has met. As soon as Tribeca is awake again, she is ready to get back to work.
Their first case is going to be a ruff one. A man’s body is found in a dog park and they have to find out who killed him. Was it his ex-wife? The dog trainer? Or someone else? Does it really matter? Because you are going to be concentrating on all of the witty jokes.
In fact, you are going to want to record all the episodes, so you can watch them over and over and over again until you get all the jokes. Some are more obvious than others, and some are just so smart, you are like did they just do that?
Especially in the second episode at 9:30p where they try to find out who killed a Michelin Star Sushi Chef. That is only the beginning of the crazy cases they will be investigating during season 2. Did I mention the insane guest stars they have on the show like James Franco, Heather Graham, Maya Rudolph, Joey McIntyre, Aaron Carter and Joe Jonas. The last 3 are going to be on the Boyz II Dead episode, can you guess what it is about? But the craziest episode is next week when Jay Geils goes undercover as a lifeguard.
At first I didn’t like this show, but now I am so hooked I feel like a fish out of water.
Also at 9p but on TNT, Rizzoli & Isles are back for their final few episodes. Tonight’s 2 hour season premiere starts off where the season finale left off. We find out who was shot outside Korsak’s (Bruce McGill) wedding. As the soon as the gun shots stop, Rizzoli (Angie Harmon) and her brother Frank (Jordan Bridges) chase after the shooter. Even though they chased after them immediately, they can’t find them. Now everyone including Isles (Sasha Alexander) are going to work their hardest to find Alice Sands before she strikes again.
As they look for her, they are going to suffer the effects from the shooting. Some will experience it physically and others emotionally. At the end of the two hours, you will begin to see where this show is going to wrap up its run.
Something that still leaves me speechless. I don’t know why TNT cancelled it because it is the best show they have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtTKnkPTKi0
We are finally going to meet a new Superman on Supergirl because Clark Kent is coming to National City. According to DC Comics, he hasn’t been cast yet but he will be in the first two episodes at least.
I am still holding out hope that Tom Welling will reprise his role, but rumor has it he has been hesitant (OK a D!ck) about putting on the red cape.
So who should play the role? That is a tough one. Call me strange, but I kind of like the idea of Taylor Lautner in the role. I also wish that Darren Kagasoff was a little bit more muscular because he would be perfect for the role. Who do you think should get it?
Who knows, maybe if they are good enough, DC Comics will have a fifth show on The CW. Smallville has been off the air long enough to bring it back with an older 20something Superman. Right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvcdfdA_Ss Devious Maids is back on Lifetime tonight at 9p and it picks up a short time after the season finale.
Zoila (Judy Reyes) and Genevieve (Susan Lucci) are on the outs since Genevieve made the decision to save Zoila over her unborn child. Rosie (Dania Ramirez) is now her new maid because Mr Spence (Grant Show) still doesn’t remember their relationship. Something his ex-wife Peri (Mariana Klaveno) is totally taking advantage of while doing press for her movie based on the book that was written by Marisol (Ana Ortiz) about the maid who they thought Marisol’s son killed. Eva Longoria is playing Eva Longoria who is playing Marisol in the movie while Peri is playing Mrs Powell.
Talking about the Powells, Evelyn (Rebecca Wisocky) is stuck taking care of Adrian (Tom Irwin) who was left paralyzed from the explosion. Carmen (Roselyn Sánchez) is still their maid and she gets a visit from her cousin Daniela (Sol Rodriguez) who comes with a secret.
But the biggest secret is who killed the person who dies at the end of the tonight’s episode. All I will say is that is an original cast member.
You just have to tune in to find out who it is…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZSqu4lcQMY
Then at 10p UnREAL is back and it is unreal. Rachel (Shiri Appleby) is running things and she is a B-I-T-C-H. Almost as bad as Quinn (Constance Zimmer), who is still the King of bitchiness. That is until her ex Chet (Craig Bierko) shows up and tries to everything. Just when they think they have a winner among three or them, the network has a surprise that throws a wrench into everything.
And then there is the Everlasting the show they are working on. This season they have chosen an African-American Bachelor and he is trying to find love with a special woman. Those special women he has to chose from are special in their own way. How far will they go to land their man? Seeing is believing, so you have to tune in to see it.
I know I am not saying a lot because I want you to experience the show like I did. Enjoy it as it is meant to be enjoyed.
UnREAL proves that scripted is better at doing unscripted than unscripted is at doing it.
For years we have wondered if Opposites Attract when it comes to American Idol’s Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul, and now she Straight Up answered if she was ever in love with him. The singer shared 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me to Us Weekly and #17 is, “I have never been in love with Simon Cowell.” Which is kind of a disappointment because you know their sex tape would the hottest thing ever. Could you imagine the passion she would have with that Cold Hearted Snake? It would be Crazy Cool.
