https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpfhAeZPiA
Barbie might have a dream house, but she is a nightmare in bed. At least that is what Jimmy Kimmel found out when he slept with her. The ABC late night host invited the talking back version of the popular doll into his bedroom; and just as they were about to go sleep, she wouldn’t shut up. All she wanted to do was to talk to him about being a vet. So you think she would be an animal in the sack, but instead she was like a yappy dog.
So to all of you boys who fantasized about sleeping with Barbie, I think that dream has been crushed.
Howard Stern heard that Khloe Kardashian gives good blow jobs, so he asked her what is her secret? She told him she has DSL. What is DSL? It is D!ck Sucking Lips. No comment.
If the DSL are not enough, then she revealed two other tips to working the tip. They are lots of saliva and use your hands.
So now you know why no man has given her any complaints after she has gone down on them. But then again, when has a man ever complained about any body giving him oral?
Oh and one final tip from me, don’t forget his friends. In other words, don’t just concentrate on the guy standing up for attention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_hPr7PpfFE
How many Supreme Court Justices can you name? According to a poll by the American Council of Trustees and Alumni, 1 out of 10 college graduates think that Judge Judy Sheindlin is on SCOTUS. I don’t if it is sadder that they think that or that she really isn’t on it. Hey next president, when a slot opens up, you should give her the job. It would suck to lose her on television, but it would be great for the country if she fought for our rights!
The first trailer is out for Suicide Squad and that is the best use of Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody in cinema. How brilliantly does the legendary song work with the premise of the anti-superhero movie?
On that note, I like that between Deadpool and this film, superheroes are no longer good guys! It is about time they were bad because bad is good! And because of that I can’t wait to see this movie on August 15th!
