John Stamos is playing a grandfather on Grandfathered, a father on Fuller House, but in real life he is a bachelor with no kids. Looking at this photo, he is going to stay that way. I can’t see doing splits being good for being productive. You know, the boys are so scared, they are running the opposite way. Which is too bad because imagine how talented and handsome the kids would be.
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9News’ Karl Stefanovic Tweeted, “If clarkey doesn’t get a hundred I’m gear off on the show tomorrow. Woohoo. Positives for everyone. What.” Well he didn’t do it, so that meant he had to take it all off on Today and run across the set live on air. Being a man of his word, he did it. And no one called in complained. Why would they?
Too bad, Matt Lauer and Al Roker don’t have the balls to do that because I would like to see them lost that bet!
Today on Ice-T and Coco‘s new talk show, she got her best a$$et felt up. Why? To prove to the world once and for all, that her butt is indeed real. Dr Chris Johnson is a renowned plastic surgery and after feeling her tushi, he declared her gluteus maximus is authentic.
Now back to Dr Johnson for a second, you know he has huge balls. Why? Because he fondled Coco’s derriere in front of her husband, Ice-T. Any other man who would’ve done that would probably not be around today to live the tale.
We found out there are a lot of things that Jeff Dye can do on I Can Do That, and now we are learning something he can’t do. He can’t take a poopie if he eats whole cheese wheel of brie. Things we could’ve gone without knowing. I wonder what we will find out about him on his upcoming reality show Better Late Than Never. Or maybe we don’t want to know.
Justin Bieber has been using celebrities to promote his upcoming single, “What do you mean?” Today, he got The Fat Jewish to announce that the song is coming out in 21 days. The internet sensation went old school for it, and did his best Tawny Kitaen from Whitesnake’s music video Here I Go Again. I will never be able to hear that song again without running to the bathroom to hurl. My poor eyes.
