Family Feud has come up with a lot of euphemisms for the word pen!s and their latest one might be my favorite one yet. That term is…Prince Hairy. We know pen!ses aren’t hairy, but it works. Granted all I can see is Prince Harry’s head at the head, but still it made me chuckle.
What is your best nickname for pen!s?
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and his brother, Jaxon, were riding on their IO Hawk mobility boards shooting at each other with Nerf guns, when one of the darts hit the singer in his love spot. All he could do was hunch over in pain and say in a higher voice, “Oh my f*cking nuts!” And all we can say to Jaxon is, “Thank you!”
Seriously, I can’t stop watching this video over and over and over and over again. I always love to watch men get hit down there, but I love it more when it happens to someone like The Beebs!
The cover everyone has been waiting for is finally here, Bruce Jenner debuted Her and Caitlyn Jenner is absolutely beautiful. I mean she is f*cking gorgeous. I’d go as far to say I have a female crush on Her. She is a perfect mix of Jessica Lange and Rene Russo and Cindy Crawford and Courteney Cox and Melissa Gilbert all rolled into one stunning classy woman, a woman us women dream of looking like every day. Wooza!
When I heard she was going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair, I was afraid that she wouldn’t be that pretty. Thankfully, I was completely wrong. She is so much prettier and more feminine than all of those Kardashian ladies put together.
Seriously, all I can say is wooza! Wooza, wooza, wooza!
How would you describe Caitlyn Jenner?!?
Two years ago, Lady Gaga suffered a hip injury that still affects her to this day. One of the things she does to physically prepare for a concert is to relax a infrared sauna. Mama Monster shared a photo of herself inside of one and she is literally red hot! Don’t the red lights make her look even more stunning?
Tracy Morgan broke his silence this morning on Today about the horrible accident that claimed his friend and left him unable to perform since that fateful night when his limobus was hit by a Walmart truck.
On June 7, 2014, Tracy Morgan was heading home from a gig in Delaware with some of his friends when their limobus was hit by an 18 wheeler. It is a miracle that anyone survived, yet all but one of them did. For weeks, it was unclear how he was doing and today we learned the extent of how bad things were for him because of that night. After the accident, he spent two weeks in a coma. When he finally came out of it, he learned his friend, Jimmy Mack, has passed away that night. After he was released from the hospital he went to facility that is known for their expertise with head traumas. It was there that doctors and nurses assured him he was going to be OK. It took some time, but he eventually realized they were right. During the interview he expressed how thankful he was to all of them for taking care of him.
He has his good days and his bad days since that accident. Since he suffered a head injury, there are days when he can’t remember things. Thankfully for him, one of the things he can’t remember is the accident. One thing he does remember, is the last time he saw his friend alive, Jimmy Mack was laughing at his joke.
Curiosity got the better of him and he looked up on YouTube to see the accident and he was also able to watch his friend’s funeral. The latter sent him into a week of depression. As he told Matt Lauer, “Bones heal. But the loss of my friend will never heal.”
This was a different side of the comedian, one that we have never seen before. So will we ever see him doing his one of a kind of act again? He said, “I love comedy. I’ll never stop loving her. I love comedy and I can’t wait to get back to her, but right now my goal is just to heal and get better because I’m not 100 percent yet, I’m not.” Then he added, “And when I’m there, you’ll know it. I’ll get back to making you laugh. I promise you.” And I promise him, we will all be here for you when you are ready.
I hope he continues down this path of recovery. Whenever he hits a speed bump, I hope he knows us fans are here to support him always!