George Takei was so happy that he raised almost $450,000 for his legacy project fundraiser raising money for the Japanese American National Museum and Allegiance on Broadway that he did a happy dance. Sulu put on RuPual’s Supermodel (You Better Work) and work he did! So sit back and enjoy the happiest dance you will see in this galaxy and all the other ones too.
We have seen celebrities do many interesting things on video, but I think Hilary Duff posted the dullest one of them all. She recorded herself brushing her teeth with her new toothbrush. Too make it seem more exciting she slo-mo’ed it down. That just made it worse. Can we go back to the days when she posted photos of herself in her underwear in front of the bathroom mirror and not watching herself clean her pearly whites in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhI64Dk-c7o
The Human Centipede 3 is out today and sadly, Tom Six’s franchise has reached its end. In 2009, the world couldn’t stop talking about the movie that was unlike anything we’ve ever seen before and now 6 years later the tail, I mean the tale, is coming to an end.
Bill Boss (Dieter Laser) runs the most violent prison in the United States and his loyal right hand man there, Dwight (Laurence R Harvey), has come up with a plan to restore order. The deputy wants to use the prisoners to create the world’s largest human centipede. Boss, has other ideas in mind, but he is seriously considering it.
When I say that Boss has other ideas, I mean it. Laser is the most sadistic in this sequel and you can tell he is enjoying every second of it. He tortures the prisoners in a way that will have you putting your hands over your eyes. This movie is not for the squeamish, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t enjoyable for a lot of people.
During one scene, Boss takes a knife to a prisoner, slices the skin of his testicles down the middle, reaches in and takes out his balls. Then he asks Dwight to have the chef make a tasty meal out of them. Although the scene sounds horrific, it is one that will have you laughing after you see the movie. That’s the thing with The Human Centipede franchise, it is hard to watch but it is so much fun to talk about afterwards.
They truly went balls to the wall with The Human Centipede 3 and fans of the movie and this genre will not be disappointed. If you want to make your Memorial Day Weekend more memorable, then I suggest watching the film by brother and sister, Tom and Ilona Six, with your family this weekend. What goes better with hot dogs and hamburgers than a movie about a chain of people being attached mouth to a$$?
The Human Centipede 3 is out now in select theaters and it is currently available on OnDemand and online streaming services.
There is a Guinness Book of World Records title for Most Self-Portrait Photographs (Selfies) Taken in Three Minutes and Kim Kardashian isn’t the holder of it…yet. Believe it or not, The Rock claimed it yesterday at the London premiere of his new movie San Andreas. Dwayne Johnson took over 105 photos with the fans on the red carpet, but only that number counted towards the title. What were the requirements? He had to show “the full face and neck of participants being viewable and that the images were focused, with recognisable faces and no blurring.”
Congrats DJ on getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. I am so proud that I went to same college as him. See what you can accomplish if you go to the University of Miami!
We are still 7 months and 3 days away from Christmas, but we already have something to look forward to. This year Netflix is giving us the gift of Bill Murray in A Very Murray Christmas.
Here’s what the Yuletide special is about, “A Very Murray Christmas is an homage to the classic variety show featuring Bill Murray playing himself, as he worries no one will show up to his TV show due to a terrible snow storm in New York City. Through luck and perseverance, guests arrive at the Carlyle hotel to help him; dancing and singing in holiday spirit.”
If that is not enough of a present for you, George Clooney, Chris Rock and Miley Cyrus are just a few of the names who will be rocking around the Christmas Tree with him.
So don’t be a Scrooge, and mark your calendars for a Season’s Greeting that only Bill Murray can give us! Bah humbug!
