Jerry O’Connell is the proud father of twin six year old girls, and they are just a few years away from wanting to date. Before they even start to think about it, he’s letting them know they can’t date until 40 even though her t-shirt says he’ll allow the cutie to do it when she’s 30.
Most fathers can understand where the star of Broadway’s Living on Love is coming from. I know my good friend won’t get a pool in his backyard because he needs a place to bury the bodies of his daughters’ dates. What are you dads doing to prevent your girls from dating until they are the age you are now? Maybe it can give other pops like O’Connell some ideas.
Now back to Jerry, good luck trying to get your angels to wait until they are at least 14 to go on their first date. Don’t forget Dolly and Charlie’s mother is Rebecca Romijn, so the boys will want to date your precious beauties. Good luck, you are going to need it!
Madonna was on The Tonight Show yesterday and she told Jimmy Fallon she is a closet comedian. So the NBC late night host told the musician to try some of her standup on the show right then and there. For the first time in decades, she had her cherry popped by telling jokes about all the younger men she’s been dating recently. Her jokes were so bad, it made her latest album sound as good as Like A Virgin.
So down a pitcher of watered down beer or several Long Island Iced Teas and maybe you will think she is funny. You know, practice the same method you would at a comedy club to make those comedians funny.
The Star Wars movie franchise is available on Digital HD for the first time today and R2D2 promoted the release on @midnight yesterday. Strange choice (although not really because their audience is the same as Star Wars’), but it works because they put words in his mouth that no one else would ever dare. And yes they went there with a joke about Hans Solo crashing into a golf course. To see if the comedians went even further than that, you can just have to watch.
The only negative, is Chris Hadwick didn’t offer any suggestions. What in beep and boop is that all about?
Did you buy one too many Peeps this Eater holiday? Well, Conan O’Brien and the staff of his TBS show came up with some practical uses for the sugary marshmallow treat! You can use them for things like evening out your wobbly table or scrubbing that pan with caked on grease or as edible packing peanuts. Those are just a few of the many useful things you can do with them.
Try them out around the house, at work or anywhere else you might need them and tell me what creative way you found to use them. I’ve used them as a loofah sponge in the shower. When the sugar is all off of them, then I eat what is left. Yum!
Now that are super cheap, you can stock up on them until Halloween! That’s when get test out practical uses for candy corn. Seriously, who likes those things? So nasty!
