Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Some college athletic programs are receiving unsolicited endorsements from the most unlikely of sources. Instead of prestigious pro athletes urging others to follow in their footsteps under their university’s name, porn stars are now garnering the most media attention for their recruitment skills.

Fansided recently reported that budding adult actress Mia Khalifa was trying to convince Ohio State quarterback Braxton Miller to come to Florida State. The actress sent out a tweet Jan. 9 that read: “Hey, @BraxtonMiller5, if you come to FSU I’ll bring all my pornstar friends to the games. #BraxtonToTally”

While the tweet itself was all in good fun, Khalifa took the suggestion a step further and posted a 2-minute, 41-second video addressed directly to the injured quarterback. In the video, Khalifa wore a Florida State Seminoles shirt strategically cut to show off her ample assets and reminded Miller of all the fun ways he could spend his time off if he came to Florida. Activities included spending the bye week in Panama City, where Khalifa happily said she could join him.

Khalifa isn’t the first porn star to take an interest in the success of our country’s collegiate athletes as of late. Last October, Notre Dame Freshman WR Justin Brent was spotted at a New York Nicks preseason game with XXX actress Lisa Ann on his arm (or rather, his lap). Forty-two-year-old Lisa Ann became the most searched for porn star in 2014, earning her the title of of America’s favorite MILF, according to this page on Adam & Eve. She secured the position thanks to her legendary portrayal as Gov. Sarah Palin in Who’s Nailin’ Palin? and Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2 along with two subsequent films that answer those exact burning questions, Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin and David Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin.

Brent isn’t even the only college football player to receive encouragement from Lisa Ann. She frequently posts about NCAA basketball and football, even following and retweeting a post from the Big Ten Network in December—a tweet specifically directed towards another Ohio State Buckeye, TE Jeff Heuerman. Chat Sports reported here that the two met at a gentleman’s club in September 2014. During their initial meeting, Heuerman tweeted a picture of the two hugging and holding hands, with the caption “Nice seeing you tonight darling @thereallisaann….Until next time.” In response, Lisa Ann tweeted: “@JHeuerman86 I will be watching your career.. see you at the Draft! Have a great season!”

Of course, it’s worth noting that porn stars encouraging the league’s most talented players isn’t a strategy exclusive to the collegiate level. In 2011, Business Insider posted claims from porn star Bibi Jones, who said that an agent for the MLB would call on her to help recruit potential clients after Arizona Diamondbacks games in 2010. “It was like a dream come true because I love athletes and baseball’s my favorite sport,” she said.

If grown men can’t turn down a porn star, guys between the ages of 18-22 don’t stand a chance. But hey—anything to help the home team, right?

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After just five episodes, NBC has pulled Allegiance from their Thursday night lineup. The spy drama will be replaced at 10p by the mini-series The Slap that previously aired at 8p. Blacklist remains at 9p.
Personally, I am surprised by their decision because Allegiance seemed to be doing better than The Slap. Plus, I am not sure how well The Slap will do in its new timeslot. It doesn’t seem like a 10p show to me, but you never know it can surprise us.
Poor NBC went from Must See TV on Thursday to Must Skip TV.

UPDATE: Allegiance’s star Scott Cohen Tweeted an update about the show’s future, “all @NBCAllegiance fans now and to come; sucky news, cancelled. ALL eps to air in summer! contact @NBC and say how upset you might be!!”

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Sylvia Jeffreys spent the day with adventurer Bear Grylls and he made her eat a worm. The 9News reporter was asked to talk about her experience on their Today and the anchor Lisa Wilkinson had a deep question for her. She asked, “Did you swallow? Did you? Or did you spit out?” Jeffreys didn’t know what to do, but laugh in shock. Eventually she did get out, “I swallowed the worm.” To which Wilkinson replied with, “I am impressed that you swallowed. I really am.” The men at the anchor desk couldn’t control their laughter and were having problems keeping their heads up because they were laughing so hard.
Since Wilkinson wouldn’t let it go, Sylvia added, “Is there anything else you would like to say about that story I worked very hard on for many hours?”
I don’t know about you, but it sounds like Jeffreys had another type of worm in her mouth?!?
When it comes to Wilkinson, I wish someone recorded her reaction when she found out what what was so hysterical about her questioning? Preferably the man in her life!

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Parents around the world are sick of their little girls singing, “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” but there is one parent who is not suffering like all of those other ones. That parent is the one who sings the song in the movie. That’s right, Kristen Bell’s daughter has yet to see the feature film that almost every other girl in the world has seen multiple times.
She told Us Weekly that her daughter is unimpressed by what she does for living and that is why she hasn’t let Lincoln seen. I call BS on that Princess Anna. Out of all of the kids around the world who should’ve seen that Disney film, it is the stars of it. The fact that she doesn’t have her daughter screaming, I mean singing, Let It Go, is royally f*cked up to me. She needs to get over herself and suffer like all the other parents in the world. Who is with me on this one?
So if you see Kristen Bell walking around, make sure to have your kid sing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman?” to her at the top of their lungs. Let the voice of that song know how annoying it is since her own child doesn’t get to the deed. Fair is fair when it comes to Frozen fatigue!

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