Newsreaders is back on Adult Swim tonight at midnight and the investigative news show takes on stories that no one else will. Their reports are so racy and controversial that they have been banished to 12m.
There have been some changes since their phenomenal first season, the biggest one being Louis La Fonda is out as the anchor and Reagan Biscayne (Alan Tudyk) is in. Biscayne brings a whole new level of trust to this serious news show. So when they tackle things like F*ck Dancing, you know you are going to get the best reporting out there on television.
That’s right, on tonight’s season premiere, Amir Larussa (Kumail Nanjiani) has the hard assignment of learning more about the newest craze, F*ck Dancing. Kids all over the country are taking part in this trend that makes Dirty Dancing look clean, and one school is banning it from the prom. The dance is so popular now that there is a new reality show, F*ck Dancing with the Stars, on television with David Hasselhoff as one of the judges. But just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t mean they should. What will be that one thing that puts an end to trend, you just have to see it to believe it.
Another thing I can’t believe is racism still exists in 2014. Clavis Kim (Randall Park) does a special report with Lost’s Harold Perrineau to see how bad it really is. What they find out is so shocking that everyone needs to watch it. You will be talking about what they found out for years to come.
In the upcoming weeks, they will reveal the truth about what is happening in Roswell and what it takes to make a modern wedding perfect.
No episode of Newreaders would be complete without Skip Reming’s (Ray Wise) editorials and he is angry about birds tonight.
So tune for the most real news show out there, tonight and every Thursday at 10p. I promise you there is nothing else like it on television. Nothing even comes close to it.
Two years ago, Kellie Pickler shaved her head with her friend who was going through Chemotherapy for breast cancer. Yesterday on The Queen Latifah Show, the singer gave an update on her friend and her BFF is cancer-free.
Then Kellie admitted she liked having a shaved head because she didn’t have to worry about dyeing her hair. The American Idol contestant admitted she is not a natural blonde. Who would’ve guessed because she seems like one in so many ways! And that is why we love her.
Yesterday on Mucho, Guillermo got an exclusive with Alfonso Ribeiro. Carlton took a break from dancing with his partner to pee in a urinal, and Mucho was there to capture it all.
It’s amazing what Jimmy Kimmel got the Tap Dance Kid to do, just because the ABC late night host predicted him to take him the mirror ball trophy on Dancing with the Stars. I predicted the same thing, but that’s only because we went to same JHS and I support my alumni. So now I wonder what I can get the Fresh Prince star to do for me?
Jenny McCarthy was on Watch What Happens Live yesterday and a viewer asked her how has sex changed since she got married to Donnie Wahlberg. She boasted, “Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it].” Then she explained how his new kid has the right stuff for her vajayjay. She said, “The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right.” In other words, we are all thinking he must have a big fat one to satisfy her.
And it is more than we ever need to know about the Blue Bloods’ star. I don’t know if I should be impressed or grossed out. I am thinking the latter because of the person who told us the TMI.
