Bono is not having a good week. First, the door on his plane fell off while it was up in the air, and over the weekend he hurt his arm. U2‘s other band members announced the news on their website. They said, “It looks like we will have to do our Tonight Show residency another time – we’re one man down. Bono has injured his arm in a cycling spill in Central Park and requires some surgery to repair it. We’re sure he’ll make a full recovery soon, so we’ll be back! Much thanks to Jimmy Fallon and everyone at the show for their understanding.”
So for all of you people who were pissed, that you were forced to get U2’s latest album for free on iTunes, it looks someone is trying to get their revenge on him. Could it be Steve Jobs spirit getting back at him for not doing it while he was alive?
Now when it comes to Fallon, I am so like sure the show is OK about. Not. They have less that 24 hours to find four new bands to play just over a week before Thanksgiving. That is not going to be easy. But you know, they could try for Bill Cosby because I hear The Tonight Show mainstay is available.
UPDATE: Here is what Jimmy Fallon had to say about U2 not doing the show this week, “No @U2 this week. But we’ll think of something and send vibes to Bono for a speedy recovery.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzKd4p88bL8
Jimmy Kimmel has convinced parents to tell their kids they ate all of their Halloween candy, the next day. He painted his sweet and loving Aunt Chippy’s house bright orange and green. He has made fun of the extremely talented Matt Damon for more times than we can count. As bad as all of those things are, he never did anything mean to me until this week. He made a mock commercial for the McRib sandwich; and just as the guy was going to take a bite, it would disappear. If you are like me and you love the McRib, then seeing it being taken away is very hard to watch and brings up a lot of sad emotions. It is bad enough that McDonald’s takes it away from me every year, now the ABC late show has to do the same thing.
This video was so traumatic for me that today was the first day I was strong enough to post about it without crying uncontrollably.
Why can’t the McRib be with us all year long? WHY???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_XrBn9eD1M
Jeff Daniels told Craig Ferguson on The Late Late Show that the day before he was going in for a wardrobe fitting for Dumb and Dumber, his agents told him that they would get him out of the role. The Newsroom star said he really wanted to do the role because he wanted to work with Jim Carrey. So eventually they gave in to him and said OK.
Then the CBS late night host asked him where are those agents now? Harry Dunne admitted that they are no longer with us, and one of them met their fate by “suspect means.”
So the morale of this story is that if your client is Jeff Daniels, let him do whatever movie he wants. Even if you haven’t heard of anything that is dumb or dumber than that film.
Tonight’s Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 10p leaves a guy sex feet under.
It’s Halloween and a woman wants to have sex with her boyfriend at a cemetery. At first, he is doesn’t want to because he doesn’t want to upset the spirits, but eventually he gives in. Things start off great; but when she decides to switch positions, she accidentally pushes her lover into an open grave. He landed on a coffin and badly hurt his arm. So bad, he can’t get himself out of there. How will he eventually get out of this predicament?
A young healthy well-endowed male model comes into the hospital with cardiac problems after having sex with another model. All his tests come out normal, until he sleeps with his co-star again in the hospital bed and he is left near death. So what causes him to pass out when he is having sex?
Finally, a rocker has the best sex of his life with his bandmate. It was so mind blowing, that the two of them fall deep asleep on the couch. He accidentally rolls off and hits his chin against the table. They think that is his worst injury until he stands up. It is then that they notice, one of his testicle is the size of an orange. Will the doctors be able to save his testicle?
So the morale of tonight’s show, don’t have sex in a cemetery by an open grave unless you want to stay there permanently.
Seriously, I can’t get enough of this show. It gets better and better every week. I think, in ways, I am more excited for this show than I am for the first word in the title of the show.
