Steve Harvey asked the contestants on Family Feud, “Name something that has to be licked?” Gene in his very deep voice said, “A woman!” And with that he has a whole new whole fan base of women who are in love with him. But ladies, sorry to tell you, he is taken. His wife Debbie, was so excited by his answer that she couldn’t stop laughing and gave him a high five. I am sure later on that night, she gave him a low one. Even though the answer was somehow not on the board. What was up with that that?
Ten years ago, Sharon Osbourne accidentally called 50 Cent, Fiddy Cent and to this day people still call him that. Yesterday on Late Night with Seth Meyers, he explained to us when we can call him Fifty and when we can call him Fiddy. Let’s just say in short you can only call him 50. Which is OK with me because that is the only name I’ve been calling him. What name have you been using for him?
For the last few years, Jimmy Kimmel has been pranking his friends and neighbors, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski, and this year they got him back good. Not once, not twice but three times.
Last year, the ABC late night host thought he got them good when he covered their whole house with wrapping paper, but they found a way to top that. The couple wrapped his car in wrapping paper and filled the whole inside with Christmas ornaments. Thinking he was done for the year, he was surprised when he went out the next night to find his car in the same condition. This time though instead of ornaments, there were Christmas Carolers in it. Mistakenly he thought he was once again done with the pranks for the year, but he was wrong. Emily Blunt was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and her husband and her one more prank in them. Once again they wrapped his car up, but this time Krasinski dressed up as Santa Claus and drove it with the paper on top. Let’s just say, the third time was a charm and a game ender because he crashed it several times. All while Kimmel watched his car be destroyed.
Tune in next year to see how he gets them back. That is if he can wait that long for revenge, which I don’t think he will be able to. Do you?
A bunch of school children went to the Taipei Zoo, and they got a lesson in compassion. The little kids saw a tortoise flipped over on his back with no way to get back on his feet. Thankfully, there was another tortoise in the enclosure and he was the smart one. That’s because he knew how to turn his friend over. The good Samaritan cleverly placed his head under his friend and pushed until his was upright. Then when the trapped guy was in the position he was supposed to be, he got up and walked away. The do gooder followed behind him as if to say, I am not going to get a thank you, you piece of sh!t. Now even though he didn’t get a thanks from the guy he saved, the kids definitely showed their appreciation for witnessing such a cool event.
That is why field trips are so important because you never know what you can learn when you are on one.
James Franco Tweeted a picture of himself and North Korea’s other Most Wanted Man and now we know the secret to Seth Rogen’s shapely legs. He wears stockings. It takes a real man to reveal his hidden fashion accessory, and then there is Seth Rogen.
