Miss Nebraska Megan Swanson was sitting getting ready to watch the Evening Wear section of the Miss America competition, when she did something that made her the winner of the night.
As Chris Harrison said that the judges were looking for “personal style and flair”, Swanson accidentally showed us her corn field. Luckily for her not only did she have underwear on, but it matched her shirt.
Even though she wasn’t crowned Miss America, she is the one everyone is talking about this morning. So it wasn’t all bad for her, although I am sure she is feeling like it is.
Ladies, the morale of the story, is you should always sit with your legs crossed when you are in a short skirt on national television. I personally thought that all the contestants were taught that lesson before they got to that stage of the game. Guess not. And if they were, then chances are no one would be talking about the Miss America competition today. Seriously, did you know it was on yesterday? I didn’t until Miss Nebraska’s Husker made an appearance.
Robert Downey Jr is the epitome of Metrosexual, although the beloved actor doesn’t know what that means. RDJ gave us his Words of Wizdumb as the definition of the word, he said, “Does that mean I make love on subways?” That works for me, what about you?
Selena Gomez finally got a new hairstyle and it includes bangs. She looks the same, but younger. Which is a good thing because I think her boyfriend, Justin Bieber, still doesn’t look like he hit puberty yet. So now I think they look about the same age, you know, 12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxsbASxIKPI
So there was this dog, who just wanted to have a lazy day in the sun. But that was not meant to be because the cat wanted to play. The kitty was like a Jack Russell and saying play with me, play with me, pppplllllaaaayyyy wwwwiiiittttthhhhh mmmmeeeeee. No matter what the feline did, the good pup just laid there and took it for as long he could. Eventually it was too much for the pooch and he walked away. No word if the pussy followed, but I am sure the cat followed his best friend to the end.
