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The Monkey’s Paw will leave you wishing for no nightmares! |
| January 24th, 2014 under Syfy. [ Comments: 1 ]
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The Monkey’s Paw debuts on Chiller tonight at 9p and there is a reason why the network’s slogan is “Scary Good”. I sincerely don’t know the last time I saw a horror movie that terrified me as much as this one. The death scenes are so scary good that I am not sure how I am going to sleep tonight.
Jake Tilton (C.J. Thomason) is struggling to make ends meet; so when he is given a monkey’s paw that will grant him three wishes, he accepts it. Not believing in the power of it, he wishes for a car that is sitting outside. When he goes to look at the car, he sees the keys inside and takes it for a ride. While driving around with his BFF, Tony Cobb (Stephen Lang), he sees a alligator in the road and swerves to hit it. He winds up hitting a tree and killing Tony, who went through the windshield. He decides to use the paw to bring back his best friend, but Tony is not the same. Tony came back to life, but his soul didn’t return. So now he is going on a murderous rampage and there is no way to stop him. Will Jake find a solution to his problem before it is too late or will the Monkey’s Paw win this fight?
You will just have to tune in for a movie that is as much horrifying as it is thrilling.
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Proof that pussy is attracted to Ian Somerhalder’s crotch! |
| January 24th, 2014 under Ian Somerhalder, Lost. [ Comments: 1 ]
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Iam Somerhalder Instagrammed this photo of his cat lying between his legs and I couldn’t get over how cute it is. Since the photo was so purrfect, I just had to share it with you.
BTW if I were a kitty, I would be lying the same way on him. Wouldn’t you?
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Gabourey Sidibe is a virgin? |
| January 24th, 2014 under American Horror Story, Arsenio Hall. [ Comments: none ]
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Gabourey Sidibe was on The Arsenio Hall Show yesterday and he asked her about the recent trip she made to a psychic. She told the host that the fortune teller said that she wasn’t going to get a man anytime soon, so she might as well f*ck whoever she wants. Then the AHS star told him, “A psychic told me to be a slut. Like how do I explain that to my gonorrhea doctor? He’s already really mad at me.” After realizing what she just said, the Oscar nom told the audience she doesn’t have it because she is a virgin. Thus making it hard to have the STI. Not impossible, but nearly improbable.
Don’t forget to watch the season finale of American Horror Story: Coven, Wednesday at 10p on FX, to find out if Queenie will be the next Supreme.
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The Gigolos are horsing around! |
| January 24th, 2014 under Showtime. [ Comments: none ]
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Next Thursday at 10p on Showtime’s Gigolos, Brace dresses up as a Centaur for one of his clients. When the oldest member of the group asks her if she likes it, she tells him no. She wanted something from the Renaissance era and he dressed up as someone from Greek Mythology. So I guess you can say that was attempt was a big old neigh!
You know if this Gigolo thing doesn’t work out for him, maybe Craig Ferguson can hire him to be half of Secretariat. I know which half he would be perfect for!
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Will Ice Cube lose sleep over Conan O’Brien’s threat? |
| January 24th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Ice Cube. [ Comments: none ]
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A few weeks ago Ice Cube and Kevin Hart shot an hysterical bit with Conan O’Brien to promote their movie, Ride Along; and the TBS late night host thinks he is entitled to some money because it helped the film to become #1 last week. So yesterday when Cube was on the show, O’Brien asked for his cut. To which Cube was like no and what are you going to do about it? It was then that Conan started to take off his jacket and said, “You don’t want a piece of this?” Cube being Cube responded with a yawn and, “I’m gonna lose no sleep!” If I were him, I wouldn’t either. Although as someone who didn’t know about Ride Along until that bit and then afterwards wanted to see the movie because of it, I think Conan is entitled to his piece of the earnings. What so you think?
After their little confrontation, Conan told Cube that he has one of the angriest look out there. So he asked him to show his facial expressions to different scenarios. So watch the video all the way through to see his many faces, each one is so much different then the other ones!
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