The head of CNN announced today that he is leaving at the end of the year and I think it about f*cking time that Jim Walton says goodbye. I mean ever since he took the top spot he has brought the network to new lows like giving the ever so boring Wolf Blitzer several hours a day to host on the network, firing Larry King for Piers Morgan, giving a disgraced politician his own show, rushing to air on wrong information just so they can say they were first, just to name a few of his many many many mistakes.
I feel for whoever has to take this position because the network is so f*cked. Personally I think they should give it to Aaron Sorkin because his show mocking Chicken Noodle News gets more viewers with one episode than CNN gets in the day.
Seriously I don’t know who should take the spot because I can’t think of any news agency that is it doing it right.
BTW if I were Piers Morgan, I would start working on my resume right about now.
Twitter has given celebrities a voice and Alexa Vega has used it to give us these Words of Wizdumb. The Spy Kid proved she is adult by saying, “Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.” As a woman I have to say Hallelujah and Amen!!! So the next time you want someone to toughen up, tell them to grow a Vajayjay!!!
Adam Richman was on Jimmy Kimmel Live to talk about his Travel Channel show Best Sandwich in America and Jimmy Kimmel got him so excited talking about sandwiches that at one point the Man v Food eater announced that he was aroused. In fact as they kept chatting, Kimmel declared “I think we should run away together…I used to have an Adam and it worked out well between us. I could use another one.” You know what they were so awwwdorable together, I think they should have a show together. What about The Man Show v Food??? I know I would watch because I got very wet watching them. In the mouth you pervs!!!
Seriously weren’t the two Brooklyn boys just the cutest together, and that’s coming from a Bronx girl who is not supposed to be into Brooklyn boys.
Vince Vaughn normally is a guest on late night talk shows, but yesterday the Wedding Crasher crashed The Late Late Show and pretended like he was one of the audience members on an episode he was not scheduled to be on. Well Craig Ferguson wasn’t going to have it, so he confronted the Psycho star about it. It was then that the CBS host realized the Swinger is friends with his robot Geoff Peterson and all was OK. That was until Vaughn kept checking out Ferguson’s cool, dry place…
BTW is it just me or has Vaughn really changed for the better since he got married and had a kid?
Fred Willard was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon and him talked about the movie he saw that infamous night. I guess the NBC host has not been to too many Adult theaters because he couldn’t guess which movie it was. Granted who would’ve guess the movie he got busted with his little Williard in hand would be Get Shorty? Oh wait…
