John Cusack was on Jimmy KImmel Live yesterday and to celebrate getting a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame the Say Anything star was willing to do anything. That includes taking part in the latest trend of downing shots of hand sanitizer. So Jimmy Kimmel and him did it and they were wishing they were Better Off Dead as they pumped Purell into their mouths. I think their faces say it all, just how stupid of an idea it is to drink hand sanitizer to get drunk. Their expressions are saying it is Grosse Pointe Blank.
And in case you were wondering if they learned their lesson, the answer is no because after the commercial break they did a second squirt, to which they agreed was worst than the first. But hey if they keep doing it they will have One Crazy Summer in a Hot Tub Time Machine, and I want to hear all about it.
Maybe next time they think about doing it, the two of them will follow the fake PSA that ran earlier in the show? Although even after watching the PSA and seeing the two men down some Purell, is it wrong I want to see what it is like to drink it? Aren’t you curious too?
Rick Springfield wants you to be on his next album. All you have to do is videotape yourself singing “I Hate Myself” in the same melody as him and send the video to him on his website Rick Springfield.com/Rockstar by May 11th.
I know he says it is a positive song, but that is the happiest thing to be singing for your musical debut. But hey at least you can tell your grandkids you are a recording artist. Two lines is enough to warrant that, right?
OK off to sing I Hate Myself, and I hate myself for admitting that.
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Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker took their son James Wilkes to see Nice Work If You Can Get It and I think the happy family look more like they are going to Studio 54 in the late ’70s. Seriously don’t the pictures look more like they are from the Disco era than they do look like they were taken yesterday in the year 2012? Between her dress, Matt’s glasses and both of their tuxes, I am ready to see them put on their Boogie Shoes instead of their Louboutins.
Andrew McCarthy Tweeted the above picture and said, “Holy sh*t, my high school prom date just sent me this photo from the big night. Let’s see yours.” And all I could think is 6 years before Blane took Andie to the prom in Pretty In Pink, his real life prom date was also pretty in pink.
Well that and what is up with his hair? Seriously even as teenager he was so freaking cute. Seriously don’t you wish the boys you went to high school looked as good as he did?
Jason Segel was on The Late Show yesterday and he told David Letterman that he was forced to lose 35 pounds for The Five Year Engagement. The studio president (Universal) told him he had to lose the weight “because it had to be conceivable that Emily Blunt would chose me to be her husband.”
That is total bullsh!t, what woman wouldn’t want him to be her husband? Just for that I have no intention of ever seeing this movie and we should boycott it because of that bullsh!t. Seriously he looks fine the way he is, and he didn’t need to lose any weight to be in that movie.
