I can’t believe I never or forgot that I heard that Denis Leary has a song called Merry F*cking Christmas. Not only do I love it, but that is how I feel because I still have not done my X-Mas shopping and I am about the brave the retail world to do so. So as I struggle to find a parking space and wait over an hour in line, I will be humming and sometimes singing this song out loud. So if you are in the same boat as I am listen to this song and make sure to sing it aloud as you do your last minute shopping! I am sure others will join in with us as sing our Christmas Carole two days before this “joyous” holiday!
And when you get home, undress, down a full jar of Egg Nog, sit back and watch the full Denis Leary Christmas special. It will be the tension reliever that will sooth your sh!tty day!
Back when Mariah Carey was pregnant with Dem Babies, she painted her stomach for Easter. Well now Hilary Duff is doing the same for Christmas with her expanding baby bump. Please stop the trend now it is just seems so wrong to use your pregnancy as a canvas.
I wonder if we are going to see more painted bellies and less moms-to-bes doing the Demi Moore now or will this be the last of both of those trends?
Will Smith gave us a little Christmas present this year by reuniting with most of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air cast. He Facebooked the above picture and said, “Got the Holiday season started right with a ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ reunion…there’s nothin’ like spending Holidays with fam! — with Tatyana Ali, Karyn Parsons, Alfonso Ribeiro and James Avery.” How cool is it to see them all together again! They still look the big family happy we knew as back when we got to know them back in 1990. Can you believe that show debuted over 21 years ago?
BTW since the Aunt Viv’s aren’t there, we will pretend those two guys bookending the picture are them and that mysterious guy is Geoffrey. That works, right?
Matt Damon is starring in the family movie We Bought a Zoo, but did you know he also voices the animals in the film? Well David Letterman got his hands on the video showing it and aired it on The Late Show. I wonder how Matt got so good at doing animal impressions? Is that what he sounds like in bed? Actually I don’t want to know because can you imagine hearing his seal impression when you are in the throws of it? Talk about a moment killer.
