Seriously does any one give a sh!t that the boring Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are getting married? Well for some reason TLC thinks we do because they are going to air their wedding as special. The network that had a major jump in ratings when they were one of the many stations airing the Royal Wedding, thinks that airing America’s Dullest Celebrity Couple will do the same. What is going through their minds because even Jessica Simpson could care less about their big day.
I just don’t get it. They both don’t have any personality, to me they are like wet noodles. I am sure there nuptials will be nice, but so what. I can watch My Best Friend’s Wedding or Wedding Crashers if I need a fix instead.
It is like TLC asked every celebrity who is getting married if they could televise their nuptials and they are the ones who said yes.
So will you watch the couple say I do when TLC airs them a few weeks after the big day?
You know after you see something uniquely amazing, you are like I have now seen everything. Well have you ever seen a gorilla break dance? Well now you can say you have because when Zola gets to play in the water as part of his enrichment activities, the quick learner likes to break dance for his keepers at the Calgary Zoo. Where did the 9 year old gorilla learn those moves? Before he went north to Canada, he was being raised at The Bronx Zoo. We know how to shake our booty in my hood which is also the birthplace of hip hop.
After seeing Zola show off his slick moves, I want to get him on So You Think You Can Dance or Dancing with the Stars. Or better yet Glee is going to have a bunch of openings next season, he can be the new Harry Shum Jr?
Cameron Diaz was on The Late Show with David Letterman and he asked her about that infamous moment between and her and her boyfriend A-Rod during the Super Bowl. You know when she was caught feeding him popcorn? Well the gap toothed host desperately wanted to recreate that special moment and she obliged him. But it looks like the Bad Teacher wanted it for herself!!!
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When I saw this picture of the U2 singer performing at Anaheim, I thought it proved his is Bono fide rocker. I think the picture just oozes coolness naturally. Seriously don’t you just love that photograph?
They tried to capture the rocker look for Tom Cruise in this promo shot for Rock of Ages, but it looks faked. Maybe Bono can show him how it is done!
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Tom Hanks was promoting his movie Larry Crowne and just by his facial expressions it doesn’t look like it went well. I would love to have been a fly on the wall to hear what questions caused those reactions. I mean how many times do you see a star bury his face in his hands during a press conference? That is not a good sign.
But I still can’t wait to see the movie because I always enjoy everything he does.
