Sidney Lumet passed away today at the age of 86 from Lymphoma according to The Hollywood Reporter. He was one of the greatest directors of our time and he will be remember for his movies 12 Angry Men, Serpico, Midnight on the Orient Express, Dog Day Afternoon, Network, The Wiz, Deathtrap, The Verdict, Running on Empty. Family Business, A Stranger Among Us, A and Night Falls in Manhattan, to name a few. So today remember him by watching one of his movies and then open your window and scream at the top of your lungs, “I’M AS MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!” Let him hear our yells in that big movie sound stage in the sky and let him know he has big impact on us and that he will live on even though his life has said “cut”.
There is a company in The UK where all the workers are required to wear a suit to work every day…their birthday suit. And guess what they are hiring!
In 1977, Chris Taylor, a naturist. created Nude House and now he wants to expand his software company from beyond the 4 employees he currently has working there according to Buckinghamshire Examiner.
Do you want to work for this one of a kind company, here is a description of the positions that Nude House is looking to fill:
Salespeople – Girls and Men
We need lots of very attractive, nude young girls – 20 – 39. You should be a practising naturist. You will sell our sofware and will earn £500 plus VAT for each sale you make.
We also need attractive young, nude men to sell for us as well for the same rewards. These men need to be practising naturists.
You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to Chris@Nude-House.com with optional photographs
Web-Coders – Girls only
We need a number of nude web coders to work on preliminary web pages for customers using the toolkit of facilities we provide them. The work is totally dependant on the customers having a need but you never meet the customers and they will not not know you are nude. We will pay you £2,000 each month for 5 full days per week.
You will be totally nude at all times in the Nude-House office. Write to Chris@Nude-House.com with optional photographs
I don’t have a problem with people working naked, but I couldn’t do it because imagine sitting in an office chair where everyone elses butt has been. I have enough problems going to the bathroom, I can’t imagine sharing chairs.
Lucy Hale Tweeted a picture of her Pretty Little Liars’ co-star Ashley Benzo and she came up with a not so pretty way to stop it. You have to admit that it really is an interesting way to plug it up, you know since you are supposed to use that thing in one of the body’s other orifices?
I wonder who suggested using a Tampon to make it stop. Can you imagine that conversation? “Does anyone have a Tampax? I need it for Ashley’s nose?” That person must’ve gotten some really strange looks, kind of like the look I gave when I saw that photo of her.
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Stephen Colbert was at the 2011 New York Philharmonic Orchestra Spring Gala Benefit Performance Of Stephen Sondheim’s Company and for some reason he put his hand in his pocket. For most guys I wouldn’t give it a second thought, but after seeing him in a skin tight body suit I can’t stop looking at his crotch. So I wonder if he is telling the two Monday night sitcom stars, Neil Patrick Harris and Jon Cryer, that he has a huge rocket in his pocket and he is happy to see them!
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Joey McIntyre went to Logo’s NewNowNext Awards and the New Kid on the Block wore the ugliest jacket I ever saw. First off, he is married why didn’t his wife stop him before he left the house looking that. And second he was an event for Logo, you know RuPaul’s Drag Race contestants wanted to rip that thing off of him so he should have worn something less technicolor than that. Really I don’t know what else to type, that and my eyes are still hurting from his multi-colored patch coat and I still can’t focus on my computer screen.
Oh and don’t get me started on AJ McLean’s red nail polish…
