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Anyone remember the song Joseph Coat’s from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? You know the one that went like this…
I look handsome, I look smart, I am a walking work of art, Such a dazzling coat of many colors, How I love my coat of many colors
It was red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ocher and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And red and yellow and green and brown And scarlet and black and ocher and peach And ruby and olive and violet and fawn And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve And cream and crimson and silver and rose And azure and lemon and russet and grey And purple and white and pink and orange And blue
Well that was the second thought that came to my head when I saw Corey Feldman wearing that thing. The first thought was WTF is he wearing? That has to be the ugliest suit I have ever seen. Seriously why would someone make a suit like that? And what is ever scarier is that Corey Feldman thought he would look cool wearing it. Seriously ewwww. And to make it even worse what is up with that see-thru black shirt he is wearing under it. Oh and I shouldn’t leave out the mustard colored fedora hat that he is wearing with that technicolor disaster, that goes with all those colored dots how? Go, go, go Corey, you know what I say, throw out that suit Cor, it’s too ugly to wear another day.
I will end this post on a positive note, here is Donny Osmond singing Joseph’s Coat in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. I love that musical!!!
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Carrot Top was photographed with a cake shaped like a toilet bowl in Vegas and all I can think of when I saw the picture is the saying, “you are what you eat” Many of us think that is where his career has been going for a long time, so why shouldn’t celebrate with a sh!t cake. Seriously how and why did someone come up with a cake shaped like the porcelain throne?
BTW as if Miss USA Rima Fakih needed a way to look prettier than she already is, posing with Carrot Top makes even the ugliest girl look gorgeous, so she looks Goddess standing next to him.
John Stamos Tweeted this picture of him sitting on a bench at Knott’s Berry Farm with two female statues and all I could think of is he really needs a real girlfriend. Poor guy hasn’t really been attached to anyone since he lost his ex-wife to the fat kid from Stand By Me. Someone as cute as him really needs someone to love him, and yes I am willing to make that sacrifice if need be!
BTW even though he is most likely single, he still has a sense of humor because here is what he Tweeted this caption with the picture, “my day at knott’s berry farm with the olsen twins”. Just because it is too easy not the make joke, those statues are lifelike than his former-Full House.
Ryan Seacrest Tweeted this picture of Regis Philbin and him hanging out in Las Vegas before tonight’s Daytime Emmys. Looking at this picture of the two of them together, I think that Ryan is starting to look a lot like the Reeg or at least he could pass for his son. I wonder if the American Idol host is trying to copy his look so he can take over as Kelly Ripa’s co-host if Regis ever gives up his day job. After all it is one of the few positions he has yet to inherit, he already took over Casey Kasem’s America’s Top 40 and looks like he is set to take over Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve. What else is left for him to take over to dominate the American airwaves?
