Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, he debuted the hottest new item of the year…The Sparkle Pal and I so want one. I am going to Sparkle Pal all of my clothes! I was going to Sparkle Pal my cat, but after seeing what happened to that poor hamster I don’t think I will. On that note I wonder if Jennifer Love Hewitt will get one to Vajazzle her pussy?
BTW Jimmy Kimmel Live also debuted the new theme song for the mostly white Olympics, White People in Leotards, yesterday on the show which probably was in response to his get together at Legend’s Barbershop on Tuesday!
UPDATE: On Monday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! on ABC at 12:06a not only will have on one of the new contestants from Dancing with the Stars, he will also be talking to the new Bachelorette! And for his post-Academy Awards’ show special he will have special appearances by his f8ck buddy Ben Affleck and his “wife” Jennifer Garner, Matthew McConaughey, Sting and many more surprises!
via Ian Somerhalder’s Twitter
Mini Daddy aka Adriansito is the youngest rapper to come out of Mexico so far! After watching that video, I don’t know what the heck to make of it, but it was too cute not to share with you!
I can’t believe those little girls’ parents let them do the music video in those outfits. Boy do I sound so old saying that. Oy, how can they let their kids dress like that? What’s the matter with kids today? Shady Pines!
Seth Green will soon no longer be a single man. According to E! he proposed to his girlfriend Clare Grant on New Year’s Eve and the two are planning to get married in May! Those two are so cute together and I am sure will have really sweet wedding pictures.
Although this trailer for the sh!tty remake of The Nightmare on Elm Street is better than the teaser that was released a few months ago, I still won’t see that piece of crap. I loved the original series and if Robert Englund isn’t Freddy Krueger I refuse to see it. Plus I hate the look and sound of the new Freddy.
I really wish that Michael Bay’s stupid production company Platinum Dooms, I mean Dunes, would stop remaking horror classics and try to come up with original ones. I saw their remake of Friday the 13th and I thought it was no where as good as the original series including Jason X. In fact I found myself extremely bored with it and thought it sucked balls.
So in short guess where I won’t be on April 30th…seeing that movie.
