Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jessica Simpson may have a rude awakening when sales figures are counted for last week’s CDs today. Simpson’s "A Public Affair" stood at No. 52 last night on Amazon.com, well below still-unreleased albums by her generational peers Beyonce and Justin Timberlake.Even worse, most of the reviews written by fans and customers on the Amazon.com page for "A Public Affair" give the album one or two stars and are heavily critical.It could be that Simpson, like Paris Hilton, has finally oversaturated her market with style (so to speak) over substance. Hilton’s crummy debut album was hovering around No. 95 last night on Amazon.com.Of course, Amazon.com isn’t the only reference point for sales of pop CDs, but it’s a fairly good measure of consumer interest. Right now, Bob Dylan’s "Modern Times" is lodged at No. 1 with no signs of slipping. The great American musical icon has received countless kudos for his latest offering.Simpson has never been a heavyweight as a singer, but made her reputation as the comedic foil to ex-husband Nick Lachey on MTV’s "Newlyweds." Like many of today’s performers, she seems more interested in generating publicity than in doing anything remotely linked to artistry. Consequently, we’d be hard-pressed to name a Simpson song, let alone hum a few notes. Her new album, "A Public Affair," doesn’t do much to dispel that idea.One last-ditch effort has been made to save Simpson’s album, however: The next single from the album, called “I Belong to Me,” was originally left off the CD — it was a bonus track for Wal-Mart customers — because Simpson didn’t like it. But in a poll, fans voted it their second favorite track after the title song, so it’s back.

Fox 411

So that means both her sister and ex-husband both have had number one albums and she has none. 

SIR Paul McCartney has turned to yoga to help him cope with the stress of his marriage split.The former Beatle has been attending private classes in The Hamptons in New York with actor Alec Baldwin and producer Lorne Michaels.Macca, 64, has been going three times a week to 90-minute private sessions of Hatha yoga – which are designed to provide "a balanced and wholesome approach to achieving perfect physical and mental health, happiness and tranquillity"."A close friend said: "Paul is a very fit and active guy who likes to stay in shape and has been doing a bit of yoga to help his emotional and physical well-being."The last few months have been incredibly difficult and he is aware of the need to look after himself. He finds yoga the perfect way to help him unwind and relax."

Daily Mirror

I think he needs more than Yoga to destress from his divorce.

ORLANDO Bloom pokes fun at Pirates of the Caribbean co-star Johnny Depp in the new series of Extras.In the first episode of Ricky Gervais’s award-winning BBC2 comedy he plays a vain actor who can’t believe that an extra doesn’t fancy him.Orlando tells the extra, played by TV comedy star Ashley Jensen, 36, the ladies were all over him on the film set, ignoring heart-throb Johnny. The Brit actor and Lord of the Rings star, 27, joked: "It’s my looks that all the girls fawn over. Nobody was bothered about Johnny on set."Johnny freak I make art-house movies and have stupid scissors for hands. Willy Wonka more like Johnny W***er."

Daily Mirror

I don’t know about you, but given the chance to choose between the two for a one night stand. . . it would be Johnny Depp hands down.  Seriously I can’t think of anyone who would choose Bloom over Depp, can you?

Wud up everyone!

I’m gonna be going on the "So You Think You Can Dance" tour.
I know I know, I wasn’t in the top 10, I was a part of the BOTTOM 10 ha ha but they asked me to do it sweet huh? Yea I know. Anyways, let me know if any of you are comin’ and what city you’re gonna be at so I can maybe shout a holla
Love you all and hope to hear from you soon.
Peace out!

Jaymz’s MySpace

I wonder who left the tour for him to take their place? 

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Paparazzi24

Ben & Jerry’s of course! But by the look of second picture it is not as good as sex for her! 

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