If you are like me and were wondering why Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom haven’t posted photos of themselves together since Christmas, there is a good reason. That is because they split.
The couple who dated for a year gave People this statement, “Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand, we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking respectful, loving space at this time.” Is anyone surprised? They were doomed from the start. Plus, with her latest song bombing, she needed a talking point for the press to talk to her about something other than her music. Now, they have it.
Not only that, now that she is free to be rumored to be dating several famous men, it will extend her 15 minutes which are close to being over.
Boys will boys and sometimes men will always be boys. Case in point yesterday on Conan, the TBS late night host asked his guest Adam Scott if a rumor he heard about him was true. That rumor is that two of his Parks & Recs co-stars, Chris Pratt and Nick Offerman, and him text each other pictures of their 💩 in the toilet. Scott told him they actually do that.
It is not just pictures of I ate a big meal and took a big dump. It is even more lame than that. Like Offerman sent a bowl full and said, “Happy Presidents’ Day.” Scott said that he thinks the last one he texted was something about the Oscar noms.
Robert De Niro might not be on Twitter, but that doesn’t mean that people don’t Tweet about him. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night show gave him his own Mean Tweets segment and the Oscar winner responded to them in his own special way. A way that would make Vito Corleone proud!
So sit back, watch and prepare to laugh as hard as you did with him in Meet the Fockers. He was so hilarious in that! Who knew at that time that he was so funny? Now we know.