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Did you know you can’t say vibrator on The View?
March 27th, 2017 under Netflix, Sex Toys, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Today on The View, the show welcomed Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin on to talk about their Netflix show Grace and Frankie. The season the two women are getting into the vibrator business and that put the ABC talk show into a conundrum. The V word is one of the words you cannot say on their program.

Yes, Vibrator is a dirty word. Who knew? Maybe if more Republicans could say it, they would not be so eager to cut off women’s health. They have no problem saying Viagra and that is still funded by them and allowed to be said on daytime televion. Especially, since I am assuming almost almost all of them need it.

But this is not a political post, per se. Therefore, I just have one thing to say, “Vibrator, vibrator, vibrator!!!”

When it comes to Grace and Frankie, if Netflix was smart, they would totally sell that vibrator and those condoms. I don’t know about you, but after binge watching the show yesterday, I want both! Especially the vibrator! They made it sound like it really gets the job done.

If you have not seen Grace and Frankie, then spend your time binge watching it. The acting and the writing on this show is phenomenal. It is also proves that older actors are better than most of the younger ones because they do stuff that those whipper snappers cannot. How did Martin Sheen and Sam Waterston not get nominated for their roles as Fonda and Tomlin’s ex-husband’s who left them to become not Mr & Mr? Plus, Fonda and Tomlin also deserve nominations. In other words, I really love Grace and Frankie.

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Was it Whoopi Goldberg’s choice not to do any sex scenes in movies?
February 13th, 2017 under Fifty Shades, Graham Norton, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Jamie Dornan was talking about how awkward it is to do sex scenes with Dakota Fanning in Fifty Shades Darker on The Graham Norton Show, and he included Keanu Reeves and Whoopi Goldeberg, who were also on the talk show with him, in on the discussion. The Oscar winner chimed in and said, “This is why I love him, cause he includes me in…These guys know that sex scenes are just really hard. It’s like, no babe!”

Believe it or not, with all of the movies Whoopi has done, she hasn’t gotten any whoopi in them. Her sex life in them is like a Ghost and dead. The BBC host wanted to know if that was her decision, and she said, “Nooooo!” Then Christian Grey reassured her that there is still time for that. Which if they were to have one, it would give new meaning to Fifty Shades Darker. Could you imagine? Let’s not and say we did because that is a View we can live without. Kind of like The View.

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Whoopi Goldberg scars Keanu Reeves and us for life!
February 10th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Keanu Reeves, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Whoopi Goldberg was telling Graham Norton on his BBC talk show about getting older and then she started talking about losing her hair. Keanu Reeves mistakenly asked her what she meant because she looks like she has a full head of hair. She does. Up there, just not down there anymore. Keanu’s face says it all.

Yes, I am not quoting exactly what she says because it was bad enough. I have that image in my head from the first time she told and I don’t want to hear it again. No one does. It is a View that won’t leave your for a while.

Oh here’s a story, when I first moved to LA I remember her telling us she looks like a skunk between her legs. That was bad, this is worse. On positive note, now she no longer looks like skunk. That’s cause her pussy looks like one of those pussies with no hair. Image, stuck.

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Candace Cameron’s emptier house
December 8th, 2016 under Full House, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Candace Cameron announced today that she is leaving The View, although no one knew she was still on because she has barely been on. She has been busy filming Fuller House and Hallmark movies, which she is not particularly good at in either. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
Now back to The View, all the new people they brought on last season are officially gone. Michelle Collins left at the end of last season, Raven left last month and now Cameron. Maybe it is time to get rid of the show? Is anyone still watching?

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Raven-Symone quits The View
October 27th, 2016 under The View, Young and Hungry. [ Comments: none ]


After almost two years at The View, Raven-Symone has a new point of view. Well actually it is an old one because she is going to be doing a That’s So Raven sequel series for Disney Channel. That’s right kids of the ’90s, not only do you have Fuller House, you also have There’s More Raven. That is not the title, the show doesn’t have one yet or a cast or anything. According to the press release this is what we know, “Raven is now a divorced mother to two pre-teen kids (a son and daughter), one of whom has inherited her ability to catch glimpses of the future.”
What’s next? Still All That? Lizzie McGuirer? Mickey Mouse Night Club? Step By Step By Step? Just the 30 of Us? The Simpsons?
Enough about that, let’s talk about her leaving The View. That’s about all. No on cares and no one will miss her. Although, it makes you wonder how much longer the show can go on? They go through hosts like they grow on trees, which I guess they do. I mean look at many people have co-hosted The View since it launched 19 years ago. More than the years they have been on the air.
Talking about the Disney Channel, the voice behind hugely popular Elena of Avalor aka Aimee Carrero’s other show Young & Hungry was picked up for a 5th season. The news is not a surprise, it is just a surprise that Freeform took so long to do it. The sitcom will be back early next year with all new episodes.

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