William Shatner has been alive for 93 years and traveled to space, but nothing could have prepared him for the answer Tori Spelling gave him when he asked her if she ever tried an enema.
She told him on her vodcast Misspelling, “I’ve tried an enema like before anal sex.” So, basically, she told The Shat she didn’t want to shat all over her lover’s dick when he was inside of her.
The actor followed up by asking her whether she was top or bottom. The host revealed, “I top from the bottom.”
Can someone explain that to the Star Trek star and me because neither one of us understands what that means? Do you?
And I would like to note that I am half Shatner’s age and have never been to space, and I was not prepared for her answer. Therefore, I need an enema for my brain so I can flush that image out of my head.
If you want to hear the rest of the conversation, you can listen to Misspelling here. I don’t know why you would. But we all have our fetishes.
Britney Spears released a memoir called The Women in Me last year, and now Universal is turning it into a movie. According to The Ankler, Wicked and La La Land’s John M. Chu and Mark Platt (who she says has made her favorite movies) will direct and produce the biopic.
Now that we know it is happening, who do you think should play her? I think Chucky’s Alyvia Alyn Lind would be great in the title role. And if they turn it into a musical, she can sing.
Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter are working together on a new project, which is most excellent news. But the bogus news is that it is not Bill & Ted’s 4.
Instead, the two actors are taking their act to Broadway next Fall in an updated version of Waiting for Godot. “We’re incredibly excited to be on stage together and work with the great Jamie Lloyd in one of our favorite plays,” they said in a joint statement.
This will be Reeves’ debut on the Great White Way, and I expect him to win his first Tony in 2026.
Even though they won’t be hitting the stage for another year, you can sign up to get ticket information today at Waiting for Godot. Party on, dudes!
Cardi B is having a busy news day, and it isn’t about new music. First, we learned that she filed for divorce from Offest after six years of marriage. Then, she posted a photo on social media, looking very pregnant.
Along with the photo, she wrote: “With every ending comes a new beginning! I am so grateful to have shared this season with you, you have brought me more love, more life and most of all renewed my power! Reminded me that I can have it all! You’ve reminded me that I never have to choose between life, love, and my passion! I love you so much and can not wait for you to witness what you helped me accomplish, what you pushed me to do! It’s so much easier taking life’s twists, turns and test laying down, but you, your brother and your sister have shown me why it’s worth it to push through!”
The WAP singer’s rep confirmed the split to People, “It’s not based on cheating rumors, but rather has been a long time coming.”
The estranged couple are the parents to daughter Kulture Kiari, 6, and son Wave Set, 2.
Here is something for those of you who give a fuck. Do you want to know how many times you will hear/heard the word fuck in Deadpool and Wolverine? Well, someone at The New York Post counted them, and the answer is 116 fucking times.
I hope someone covered Dogpool’s ears because she is too innocent to hear that word.
I can’t wait to see the clean version on Disney+. It will be the most sanitized version of a film since Snakes on a Plane and, before that, Porky’s.
