Simon Cowell is one of the wealthiest people in entertainment, thanks to shows like America’s Got Talent and The X Factor and the musicians he produces. However, the competition show judge was seen working at Domino’s Pizza. So, has he hit hard times? Nope! He is just doing commercials for the pizza giant to promote their Quality Captains.
The Quality Captains ensure we get the best pizza. They hold customers’ pizzas to an even higher standard, checking every inch to make sure they’re made exactly to order.
“Domino’s demands greatness,” said Cowell. “They know exactly what it means to deliver the perfect pizza. Domino’s is a definite yes from me.”
And Cowell is the perfect person to get the word out about their pizza judges. It is a tough job, but someone has to do it. And I want to do it.
New York City is one of the most visited cities in the world. Therefore, it would make sense if aliens were to come down to Earth, they would choose Manhattan.
So that is exactly what the Facehuggers from Romulus did.
And even though the aliens claimed several innocent lives, it is still not the scariest thing to invade NYC. That title will always go to the Trumps. They are a parasite we can’t get rid of.
That is why New Yorkers weren’t that scared by the alien invasion. We are used to so much worse.
JD Vance posted a video of a cat wearing a scarf that read, “Cats for Vance 2024,” and asked, “I wonder if this cat knows…”
Looking at the kitty’s shocked face, I think we can all agree he knows. He knows that the soon-to-be-ousted-vice presidential candidate fucked his area on the couch, and now he needs a new place to lay his head because Vance defiled his resting spot.
I am beginning to think that the Republicans hate Vance more than we do because they keep giving him the worst advice. But what do I know? I am just a childless cat lady who never fucked a couch.
