Did you grow up watching Baywatch and say to yourself, “I want to be on that show?” Well, now is your chance.
Fox is dipping its toes in that ocean and wants to see if you have what it takes to put on the red bathing suit.
The show is looking for people to play lifeguards, beachgoers, bartenders, buddies, love interests, rescuers, rescuees of all kinds, as well as additional characters yet to be written.
The open casting call is taking place on February 18th at Marina Del Rey Marriott (4100 Admiralty Way, Marina Del Rey, CA 90292).
They are looking for people over 18 of all genders and ethnicities who can work in the United States. Performers are encouraged to arrive “Baywatch ready” with wardrobe that evokes a beach setting, while remaining polished, professional, and avoiding overly revealing styles and costumes.
For those of us who are super excited about season 2 of Ted, the trailer is making us moan out loud, “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
The second season of the prequel to the movie Ted looks like a laugh-out-loud riot for those who know what an orgasm feels like! In other words, people who don’t have a giant stick up their asses, unless they are into that.
It is politically incorrect and not woke, but also so raunchy that MAGAts won’t find it funny! Basically, it is sex, drugs, Rock’n’Roll, and SEX! I never wanted to see a teddy bear’s erect penis more than I do now. But I do. And I blame Seth MacFarlane’s sick mind for that! Thank you so much for having one. And thank you to Peacock for letting him share it with the world!
From MacFarlane, Paul Corrigan, and Brad Walsh: “We hope you enjoy these eight somewhat filthy, hopefully funny, heartfelt episodes about a young man, his talking teddy bear, and their highly dysfunctional family. On the off-chance the series is not your cup of tea, a great way to get us back is to leave all the episodes playing to completion on multiple devices throughout the house. That’ll show us.”
Make sure to show them when the eight episodes drop on March 5th! I will be showing them over and over and over again!!!
Jimmy Kimmel Live was nearly cancelled a few months ago, and his future beyond next year is uncertain. Therefore, his yummy sidekick, Guillermo, needs to find a new way to make money. And he has.
The Mexican immigrant is living the American Dream and selling Salsa in three different levels of heat intensity.
Mild Guillermo may be one of the most caliente men on television, but he understands that not everyone can take that much heat. Mild delivers farm-fresh flavor with just a whisper of fuego. Because non-spicies are people too (probably).
Medium Not too hot. Not too mild. Just right. Made with chopped tomatoes, lime juice, cilantro, and un poquito jalapeño. The kind of salsa that’ll tickle your mustache a little and gets you dancing like Guillermo after a shot of tequila.
Hot Deciding between heat and flavor? Por qué no los dos? Guillermo’s Hot Salsa turns up the heat with habañero for a kick spicier than a telenovela and a taste that’s just as delicious.
“I dreamed about this salsa back in 2003,” said Guillermo Rodriguez. “Now you can eat my American dream. It’s made with beautiful ingredients that everyone can pronounce.”
Those ingredients, chopped tomatoes, lime juice, onions, cilantro, and peppers, are the same that his abuela used when she made it for him.
Guillermo’s Salsa is available at Costco starting today and will be sold in other stores in the future.
Troy Kotsur won an Oscar for his role in CODA, but he lost shortly afterwards. How? He told Jennifer Hudson the story on her talk show today.
After he won the award for his acting, he went home to Mesa, Arizona, and the Mayor gave him the key to the city. The Mayor asked him to bring the statuette, and he did. After posing for a lot of photos and signing, he needed to put it down. Therefore, he covered it up and put it in his Jeep.
You would think it would be safe. It was not. His Jeep was stolen by four kids aged 12-16.
We know that because the police in Mesa did their job, and he got it back!
Had he not, he was afraid what the National Academy of Arts and Sciences would do it him, because you sign your life away when you accept it. Well, not really. But you guarantee that you will keep it in your possession until you die and within your family after that.
So it is a scary situation. But he got it back, and now he keeps it at home. At least, I assume he does.
