Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a wise man, and he says things that make you think. His latest Words of Wizdumb are, “In a mirror, you can only kiss on the lips.”

I don’t know what it is about that deep thought, but it blew my mind. So I went over to my mirror to test it out. And let’s just say I am a good kisser! That, and my love life, is so sad that that was the only makeout session I have had in a really long time. So is it wrong that I enjoyed it so much, I went back for more a few times?

It is September 29th, and we are about a month away from Halloween and three away from Christmas. Therefore, you would think we would still be in spooky season. But the only scary thing going on is that we are already hearing Christmas Carols.

And Jamie Lee Curtis, who is promoting her holiday movie, has a message for all the people who have their jingle bells ringing, “What the fuck is happening with people? What the fuck is happening?” I wish I knew.

We should at least wait until when Halloween Ends comes out on October 14th before we switch from one Scream Queen to the next one, you know, from Curtis to Mariah Carey. I said it, and I meant it!

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David Walton starred in the show Perfect Couples, so I guess he knows a thing or two about keeping a marriage alive. After all, he has been married to Majandra Delfino for over 12 years.

What is his secret? One of the things that works for him is peeing sitting down. “I just started doing this, and it is a true game changer. If you were to look at slow motion video at toilet
level of a man peeing you would be horrified. Countless urine particles escape the bowl and coat the surrounding area. Show your wife you care by sitting down. (The only time I pee standing up is when I mark my territory outside my house.)

“Added bonus to peeing sitting down: you don’t have to turn the light on in the middle of the night. Your circadian rhythms stay perfect, and you wake up refreshed with a wife who wants to party.”

That is just one of the five tips that he shared from the porcelain throne. All are of them are good, but I am a woman, and I like a trained man who makes sure I don’t have a wet ass. At least not a wet ass from the toilet bowl.

I hope Walton gives us more Words of Wizdumb like this. And he gets so much attention that some network gives him a show to share it all. I would watch.

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Tiffany Haddish shared a TMI that can also be seen as Words of Wizdumb. She wrote, “Before I cut all the hair off my head. I used to wax all the hair off my lady parts when I was done with a man. Anyone else do that? I think of it as a fresh start for the new man.”

I never thought of that. But now that the actress pointed that out, I am so going to do it. So instead of singing, “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair,” I’ll be belting out, “I’m Gonna Wax That Man Right Outa My Hair.”

Thanks, Tiffany!

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Trevor Donovan is starring in GAC Family’s Jingle Bell Princess on December 4th. In order to play the part, the actor had to wear glasses. Therefore, he came to a realization, “Nudists must have trouble cleaning their glasses… 🤔 You wear glasses?”

Those are some Words of Wizdumb because now I can’t stop imagining how they clean their glass when they are out and about. How do you think they do it? Or do we not want to know?

One thing I do know is that Donovan looks sexy with them on. Don’t you agree?

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