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We don’t talk about Wilmer Valderrama! No! No! No!
April 5th, 2022 under Wilmer Valderrama. [ Comments: none ]

If you have a young child, then you probably have seen Bruno more times than you want to admit. Not only that, the song We Don’t Talk About Bruno haunts your nightmares. You can’t get the earworm out of your head because your pet sperm won’t stop playing and singing it even though they can barely talk.

Having said that, you would think the stars of the movie would be more sympathetic to your suffering. Wilmer Valderrama is not. The actor, who plays Agustín, shared the above photo and wrote, “Just when you thought you got the song out yo head.. I present to you.. the to go mug. LOL.”

Valderrama thinks this is cute now, but wait. His daughter Nakano Oceana is 13 months old, and she is going to go through the Disney phase. She is going to make you watch Encanto over and over again and sing the song from when she wakes up until she goes to sleep. That is what the people who have to suffer through this fate call justice.


NCIS and NCIS: Hawaii are joining forces in March for one night
January 3rd, 2022 under CBS, Wilmer Valderrama. [ Comments: none ]

NCIS Special Agent Jessica Knight (Katrina Law) and NCIS Special Agent Nick Torres (Wilmer Valderrama) are taking a trip to the Aloha state, and we will get to see what happens when they meet up with NCIS: Hawaii on March 28th.

I am sure it was hard for CBS to get the two actors to leave a very cold Los Angeles for a warm, beautiful in Hawaii. And I bet their co-stars are extremely jealous, as they should be.


Wilmer Valderrama got a daughter for his 40th birthday!
February 21st, 2021 under Wilmer Valderrama. [ Comments: none ]

On January 30th, Wilmer Valderrama turned the big 4-0. Then two weeks later, on February 15th, he became a father for the first time. He and his fiancée Amanda Pacheco welcomed a little girl.

“Life is an ever evolving journey, and for all those times when our path needs a light.. often angels are sent to show us the way and that we can be more.. straight out of heaven we welcome our first daughter…#ItsJustUs3Now,” the new dad wrote.

You know the baby girl already has her dad wrapped around her finger, and there is nothing he can or will do about it.


Wilmer Valderrama is having a girl!
January 14th, 2021 under Wilmer Valderrama. [ Comments: none ]

A few weeks ago, Wilmer Valderrama and his fiancée Amanda Pacheco announced that they are having a baby. Today, they revealed their child’s gender from the gender reveal party they had a few months ago.

The betrothed couple hired a skydiver to spread colored smoke in the air. The color of that smoke told the That ’70s Show star that he is going to be a girl dad. That little girl is going to have her dad wrapped around her finger. Then when she becomes a teenager, she will find out that her father is going to make her dating life very hard. He played Fez; he knows how boys can be.

Valderamma and Pacheco got engaged a year ago after almost a year of dating.


Wilmer Valderrama owns the That ’70s Show station wagon
January 11th, 2021 under Kelly Clarkson, That '70s Show, Wilmer Valderrama. [ Comments: none ]

Wilmer Valderrama is a huge fan of classic cars. So much so that when Kelly Clarkson interviewed him on her daily talk show, she wanted to know if he owns the brown station wagon from That ’70s Show.

“I got the Vista Cruiser,” Valderrama revealed. “It was towards the end of the show, the last season of That ’70s Show, I went to the props department, ‘How much for the Vista Cruiser?'” They tried to talk him out of it, but eventually, they agreed to sell it to him.

How much did he pay for it? Are you sitting down? $500! He says that it is the best thing he ever acquired throughout his career.

Does he ever plan on selling it? “It is going to be in my family forever. I am going to put it in my will and make sure my kids have the burden of keeping that car in the garage.”

Since he has a kid on the way, we know who is going to be the future owner of that 1969 automobile.


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