Today we learned the pigeons outside the White House are either Democrats or hate Fox News. That is because, as Peter Doocy was reporting live on Fox & Friends, a bird landed on the back of his head.
The reporter ducked down, and our winged friend tried to attack him. But sadly, it never made contact with him again.
And what’s even sadder, it did not shit on his head. Then, we could’ve said that Fox News is full of bird shit! Hopefully, next week, that bird will rectify that with his rectum!
The nepo baby got no support from Brian Kilmeade, Ainsley Earhardt, nor Lawrence Jones because all they did was laugh at him and make jokes about it. Kilmead had the best one, he said, “I hope it doesn’t have the flu.”
Doocy did not handle his attack like a real man. Instead, he acted like a pussy who needed a douche. And that is why I can Peter Douchey!
Last comment. I am surprised that, with all the times that Donald Trump has been out on the lawn, a bird never did that to him. After all, it looks like he has a bird’s nest on his head.
Anthony Anderson was a guest on Good Morning America this morning, and he had some fun in the control room with Michael Strahan and George Stephanopoulos.
He talked to them in their ears, and the viewers could not hear what he was saying.
The actor started things off by telling the former football player not to mess things up, which the anchor did by revealing what was happening.
So, Anderson started talking in Stephanopoulos’ ear. Anderson told him to ask Strahan why he didn’t speak to him at the Knicks game yesterday. Strahan explained he sent him a text because he was on the other side of the arena. Then Anthony told George to tell Michael that he is better than a text. And he is correct!
Also, if I were GMA, I would let the funny guests go up into the control room and fuck with the anchors when they are schmoozing. How much fun would that be!
Deborah Norville has been hosting Inside Edition for 30 years, and today she made a huge announcement about her future with the news magazine.
“It has been such an honor and privilege to be here at INSIDE EDITION for all these years. A milestone like this is a time for reflection, and on reflection, I have decided that now is the time to move on from INSIDE EDITION,” she told the camera. “They made me a lovely offer to stay, but there are things I’d like to do and places I want to do them that continuing here doesn’t permit. So, at the end of the season, I’ll be moving on. I’ve got some exciting things in the works, which I’ll talk about later, but what I want to say now is what a privilege it’s been to lead INSIDE EDITION for all these years. To work with the incredibly talented team here, and to be invited into your homes every day, it’s an honor I don’t take lightly.”
What a run she has had. Not many other hosts can say that they have fronted anything as long as that. None of the late or daytime hosts can claim that.
There was a water main break in New Castle County, Delaware, and it was the story of the day for Fox29 in Philadelphia yesterday.
It was not because of the water coming from the ground. It was because of how traffic reporter Bob Kelly and anchor Mike Jerrick handled it on Good Day Philadelphia.
When Jerrick saw the water gushing up from the ground on the weather map, he had to go over there and have some fun. So he positioned himself to make it look like he was peeing all over the highway! And it looked like he drank a day’s worth of water in one sitting and finally made it to the urinal.
His stream was so strong, his urologist is going to be proud.
On that note, I hope he beats his prostate cancer. Laughing about it is the best medicine! So keep fighting. It is the most curable cancer when it is caught early!
Sheinelle Jones has not been seen on Today since December 18th, and people have been wondering where she is. Today, she revealed why.
She posted this on social media: “I sincerely appreciate all of you who have reached out while I’ve been absent from the show. I want to share with you that I’m taking time to deal with a family health matter.
“It’s not lost on me how lucky I am to have not on the support of my Today show family, but to also have all of you,” she added. “Your kindness means so much to me. I’ll see you soon”
The co-anchor did not give any other details besides that.
She is married to Uche Ojeh, and they have three children: Kayin, 16, and twins Clare and Uche, 12. People magazine seems to hint that it is her husband who is the one who is seriously ill.
