Jonathan Bailey shared a photo of himself biting Scarlett Johansson’s neck, and I wonder if they have something to tell us.
Is Bailey switching teams, and is Johansson leaving her husband, Colin Jost, for him? Nope. They are being shameless to get the word out about his charity, The Shameless Fund, a Foundation he founded to use brand collaborations to raise money to support LGBTQ+ rights and organizations.
Did their shameless actions work to donate to him?
Scarlett Johansson was on Today today to promote Jurassic World Rebirth, and she brought one of her co-stars with her. Who was it? Jonathan Bailey, the man she has been kissing on the lips all over the world? Nope, it was Delores, a baby dinosaur.
That’s right, an awwwdorable baby dinosaur. So freaking cute that I just want to kiss her. While that is me, it was not what Craig Melvin wanted to do. However, after some egging on by the actress and the crew, he agreed to do it. As soon as he did, it was love at first scale. If I were his wife, Lindsay Czarniak, I would be nervous that he might leave me for his new love!
Seriously, wasn’t their moment so sweet? His kids, Delano and Sybil, need to convince him to get one. I am already trying to convince my cat to let me get one, but she said no.
Scarlett Johansson hosted the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 50th season. Even though it was the first time we saw her host this season, she has been a big part of the show this year. That is because she is married to Colin Jost, in case you didn’t know.
Back in December, Jost and Michael Che exchanged jokes during Weekend Update. And the person who paid the biggest price during their jokes was Johansson. Che made his co-anchor say that his wife’s vagina looks like roast beef after giving birth to their son Cosmo.
It was something that shocked her and everyone else who watched. But the Josts stayed quiet. That is until yesterday.
Once again, the two men exchanged jokes that they wrote for the other one, and it was finally time for the couple to get their revenge. So, Scarlett was called out and sat next to Che, so that he could read the apology that Jost had written for his partner to read.
While I laughed out loud several times, I thought the jokes could have been a lot meaner. Maybe next time! Who knows? Maybe someday Che will have a wife that Jost can say something disgusting about. Who am I kidding? That will never happen.
Colin Jost and Michael Che are branching out from Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update to host Colin Jost and Michael Che: New York After Dark on Peacock TV.
The live comedy event will feature NYC club comics, fresh faces, and maybe even some names you already know and love. Am I the only one who thinks that Scarlett Johansson will be one of the names we know and love?
The 60-minute special will stream on September 12th at 9p EST.
For over a month, we have been hearing that Scarlett Johansson is expecting her second child with her third husband. Over the weekend, the lucky charm, aka Colin Jost, confirmed the happy news at a gig.
Today, he had even more to tell us about said child. “Ok ok we had a baby. His name is Cosmo. We love him very much,” he wrote. “Privacy will be greatly appreciated. For all inquiries please contact our publicist @chethinks.”
This is Jost’s first child and ScarJo’s second. She has a 6-year-old daughter, Rose, with her ex-husband, Romain Dauriac.
