The Rock is touring the world to promote his movie Central Intelligence with Kevin Hart and he only packed one bag for the road. Not a small bag, but one that could comfortably hold his co-star, his clothes for a month, toiletries for everyone and the kitchen sink. Since DJ is so strong, he also makes it look like it weighs nothing when it probably weighs a ton. Which is completely the opposite of how I look when I travel. I look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
We know that The Rock has beautiful bronze skin and now he is going to tackle the role of Doc Savage: The Man of Bronze. Dwayne Johnson announced the news today on Instagram that he will be playing the “World’s First Superhero.” Is that like how Janice Dickinson is the “World’s First Supermodel?”
Since I haven’t heard of this character either, DJ described him for us. He said, “Doc was physically and mentally trained from birth by his father and a team of scientists to become the perfect human specimen with a genius level intellect. His heightened senses are beyond comprehension. He can even identify a women’s perfume from half a mile away. He is literally the master of everything.” Then he explained why he took the part, “But here’s the #1 reason I’m excited to become Doc Savage.. HE’S A F*CKING HILARIOUS WEIRDO!”
Sounds like DC Comics was looking for their Deadpool and found him in the Man of Bronze. And that is enough for me to go see the movie when it comes out, but first I am going to watch the 1975 version of him. That looks so awful that not even the Man of Bronze can save it!
Acting on Baywatch is a hard job, and for Jon Bass it is a really hard job. So much so, he needed not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4 but 5 people to work on his pen!s. Why? All The Rock said is that, “Our secret weapon @thejonbass is getting his.. well.. junk worked on from our deeply committed crew. Oh yes we’re happily pushing the Rated R envelope in our film.” What does that mean? We will have to wait until next to find out.
No offense to Bass, but I would rather see DJ or Zac Efron’s junk in the movie.
But back to Bass, how cute was his reaction when he realized Dwayne Johnson was phonecording him?
If you have seen the trailer to Central Intelligence, then you know that The Rock plays a fat teenage version of himself. As with most movies, they have a standin stand in for the actor. In this case it was Sione Kelpi, and Dwayne Johnson thought he could be beat him in a dance battle. I guess DJ never saw him in Meghan Trainor’s All About the Bass (he’s my dad’s favorite in that video of his favorite song) because he had his a$$ handed to him. So much so, the man with the never say die attitude declared, “I quit!” Which was a smart on his part because any longer and not only would it have been a knock out in seconds, it would’ve been a bloodbath equal to the St Valentine’s Day Massacre.
BTW this behind the scenes video makes me want to see Central Intelligence even more when it comes out on June 17th.
After weeks of speculation, The Rock confirmed that he will indeed be starring in a remake of Juamji. Dwayne Johnson reassured fans of the original, “Promise to deliver something cool and special.. and not screw the whole damn thing up;).”
It is one thing to f*ck up the campy Baywatch, but he better not mess up something that is part of Robin Williams legacy. I am just saying.
