The Rock and Jack Black were on The Late Late Show with Bryan Cranston (since James Corden is off enjoying his newborn daughter) and the fill-in host wanted to know about their first kisses. Before you think that the Breaking Bad star is living out his Roy Moore fantasies, he was asking because there is a supposedly scene in Jumaji with a first kiss.
DJ, of course, started young, like in second grade young. He described it as, “Went to the bathroom, got in the hallway, we had a little kiss go down, and I just remember she was a little aggressive…for my taste.” She might have been around 8 years old, but she knew she was going to be kissing People’s future Sexiest Man Alive, so can you blame her?
When it comes to Jack Black, his did not go as well. He went to French her and she locked her lips to tell him no way in hell that is ever going to happen. To this day, that first still haunts him. Little did that girl know what she turned down. A sweet compassionate man who would make her laugh all the time.
There have been rumors that Dwayne Johnson wants to run for President in 2020, so Ellen DeGeneres asked him if he was serious about it. DJ told her, “I am seriously considering it, yes!” And with that he has my vote.
He is the only person who could overturn all the destruction that Trump has done because light shines through all the darkness. His heart his yuge as compared to the current president who does not have one. Plus, everyone in Congress and Senate will be afraid of him because he is Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Would you vote for him?
When it comes to Kevin Hart, he can be the Omarosa of DJ’s administration.
The Rock had some pretty big news to share today. Not another movie, not another charitable event, not another wrestling match. Well, wrestling was involved because he and his girlfriend, Lauren Hashian, are expecting their second child together. A girl and they had their daughter make the announcement on Instagram, 5 days before the little beauty turns 2.
How does DJ feel about welcoming his third daughter, he also has a 16-year-old girl from his previous marriage? He said, “@laurenhashianofficial and I are boundlessly grateful for this blessing as this spring we’ll welcome our second baby.
Plus, Jazzy is excited to boss around and protect her lil’ sis.
“And once again, big daddy is completely surrounded by beautiful estrogen and loving, powerful female mana. All girls. Only dude. I wouldn’t have it any other way. #ItsAGirl #GratefulMan #TequilaTime 🌺🙏🏾🥃”
Funny how a man with so much testosterone can only produce estrogen. What is up with that? And who knew DJ is a gorgeous girl because look how pretty Jasmine Lia is. She looks like the female version of her dad.
On her dad front, how did he make this baby? I know where babies come from, but when did he have time to do a drive by with his baby mama?
The Rock and Kevin Hart are doing press together for their second film Jumaji, and one of the reporters wore a shirt that only one of the men liked. Of course it honored DJ because who doesn’t love The Rock? Although not as much as that reporter.
How did Hart feel about it? He said, “This shirt pissed me off….After she interviewed us I spilled cranberry juice on her shirt and acted like it was a accident but it wasn’t #EVIL.” Meanwhile DJ said, “My strong bond with global press journalists is very unique and special – based on inclusion, being real and fun.” Then he added, “True, I’m being extremely petty by rubbing this is @kevinhart4real’s face but that’s what brothers do.”
That is what I love about them, even though they squabble all the time, they really do love each other.
The Rock and Kevin Hart actually made their second movie together, which is strange because they always seem to be fighting. Every time they post a video with the other one in it, they are squabbling over something. Mostly camera time, but that camera is their phone and it is for social media.
Case in point, here they are fighting over about making a video promoting Jumanji at the Hawaiian press junket for it. Not only were the two of them going at it, they somehow got poor Jack Black in the mix. It was like watching a yappy chihuahua, a tough bulldog and a mellow basset hound battling out for the imaginary bone. No one is going to win, but that does not mean they are not going to stop making their claim for it. Which is I was love them working together so much!
I also adore that they all posted the videos from their perspectives because each one of them tells a different story about the same one.
