Remember when Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia played Chopsticks with their feet on a huge piano in Big? Well, The Rock bought his own floor piano and learned how to play The Entertainer on it. Which makes you wonder what the entertainer cannot do? According to DJ, he says he “sucked at” tickling the real ivories.
After watching DJ do this, I want to see him and Kevin Hart recreate the Big scene. Dwayne Johnson can the big keys and his BFF can take the little ones. Because, it is so obvious.
As we know The Rock and Kevin Hart like to prank each other. Since DJ is the executive producer of their films, he has the authority to torture his co-star in the name of the job. For example, when they filmed an explosion scene in Jumanji, they used a little something extra to give it that extra special effect. What is it? Manure or as DJ calls it cow 💩.
A few weeks ago, I heard Jack Black talk about this gag on Steve Harvey’s show and I never thought we would see it. Well Christmas came a little late because DJ finally posted the video. While it is not as great as Black described, it is still the bomb or should I say the 💩.
How did Dwayne Johnson describe the epic blowout? He said, “As a producer of #Jumanji and @kevinhart4real’s best friend, my job was to make sure my co-stars were safe and all the cow sh!t got on Kevin. Every kernel. 😈🐄💩 This made me very happy.” There was one thing they were not happy about and that was the stench it left behind. Or it could have been one of Jack Black’s farts. Too easy, I had to go there!
Will all of the TV shows that DJ stars in and produces, why hasn’t he done a reality show with just him and Hart out pranking each other. Could you imagine how much trouble they would get into?
The Rock thought he would surprise his daughter by singing his own version of Here Comes Santa Claus and the two-year-old was not having it. Jasmine was busy painting so when her dad tried singing to her, she shut him out. Literally, because she shut the door on him.
Poor DJ. But how can you be mad at her because look at how cute she is with that pacifier in her mouth. Not only that, she inherited her dad’s humor. In other words, he is so screwed because it is only going to get worse the older she gets. Ha ha!
LADBible wanted to do something different with their interview with The Rock and Kevin Hart, so they asked the Jumaji stars to wrap each other up with wrapping paper. One of the actors stood there as the other one wrapped them up, and they spent the whole time going off on each other. When they were done, they were set free. To be honest, I am surprised that Hart cut DJ out his gift because I expected one of them walk away leaving their friend to stand there as a Dick-In-A-Tree! And I also wonder how Hart was able to get the paper up so high on DJ without using a ladder. You know, since Dwayne Johnson is so much taller then the comedian.
If you cannot get enough of these two, then go out and see them in Jumanji today. It is finally out in theaters.
For weeks, we have been hearing how Nick Jonas and Jack Black wrote a theme song for their movie Jumanji also starring The Rock, Karen Gillan and Kevin Hart. Today, they released the music video for it and well, I do not know what to say about it. So I will just go with what DJ posted on Instagram:
When @jackblack and @nickjonas told us that they wrote the theme song for #JUMANJI and even shot a music video… I thought ‘this is gonna be some Grammy-type sh!t’. Turns out it was the other kind of sh!t 💩. But honestly, as producer of the movie…. I kinda liked it. I mean I’m not gonna pull our @gunsnroses Welcome to the Jungle theme song, but this song ain’t complete dog sh!t either.”
OK, maybe I will go with what Gillan and Kart said because that is some elephant-size 💩 that is better serving as a theme song for Pitfall, the game that Black did a commercial for in the ’80s. And yet, like DJ, I kind of liked it too.
When it comes to how Jonas feels about this tune, he Tweeted, “I would certainly put this in some of my finest songwriting work. #proud #jumanji #iwritesongsitswhatido.” Considering how bad the Jonas Brothers songs are, he might be spot on. But is that really saying anything?
What did you think of Jumanji: Jumanji? Do you think they should stick with Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle? Are you going to see the movie when it comes out on Wednesday?
