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The Rock has a monkey on his back
February 27th, 2018 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


The Rock was promoting his movie Rampage and they brought in another star to help him out. Since they could not use the gorilla that was featured in the film, they used the monkey who co-starred in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Did Pablo and DJ get along? They did up until Dwayne Johnson told his new friend he needed a Tic Tac for his breath. Pablo went ape sh!t when the human told him to do that. Now they will never work together again. Which is a shame because that kissing scene would have been so hot.

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Rampage is a Dick Flick with killer animals as the villains
February 13th, 2018 under The Rock. [ Comments: 1 ]


I love The Rock, and I see all his movies no matter how bad they are. But I think Rampage is the first one I will say no to. I am so over superhero movies and this just seems like yet another one of them. Instead of having the bad guys being in human form, they will be genetically modified animals that like to kill. In other words, your typical Dick Flick blockbuster. Same plot, different looking leads. Which is fine for the boys and men who never grow up, but I will be home praying no one ever genetically modifies my cat like what happened in Zoo. That show at least has a whole lot less CGI, so it did not look as fake.

Are you going to run out and see it on April 20th?

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The Rock makes beautiful music with his feet!
January 29th, 2018 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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Remember when Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia played Chopsticks with their feet on a huge piano in Big? Well, The Rock bought his own floor piano and learned how to play The Entertainer on it. Which makes you wonder what the entertainer cannot do? According to DJ, he says he “sucked at” tickling the real ivories.

After watching DJ do this, I want to see him and Kevin Hart recreate the Big scene. Dwayne Johnson can the big keys and his BFF can take the little ones. Because, it is so obvious.

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The Rock enjoyed seeing Kevin Hart covered in cow 💩!
December 29th, 2017 under Kevin Hart, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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As we know The Rock and Kevin Hart like to prank each other. Since DJ is the executive producer of their films, he has the authority to torture his co-star in the name of the job. For example, when they filmed an explosion scene in Jumanji, they used a little something extra to give it that extra special effect. What is it? Manure or as DJ calls it cow 💩.

A few weeks ago, I heard Jack Black talk about this gag on Steve Harvey’s show and I never thought we would see it. Well Christmas came a little late because DJ finally posted the video. While it is not as great as Black described, it is still the bomb or should I say the 💩.

How did Dwayne Johnson describe the epic blowout? He said, “As a producer of #Jumanji and @kevinhart4real’s best friend, my job was to make sure my co-stars were safe and all the cow sh!t got on Kevin. Every kernel. 😈🐄💩 This made me very happy.” There was one thing they were not happy about and that was the stench it left behind. Or it could have been one of Jack Black’s farts. Too easy, I had to go there!

Will all of the TV shows that DJ stars in and produces, why hasn’t he done a reality show with just him and Hart out pranking each other. Could you imagine how much trouble they would get into?

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The Rock’s daughter is not a fan of his singing!
December 26th, 2017 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

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The Rock thought he would surprise his daughter by singing his own version of Here Comes Santa Claus and the two-year-old was not having it. Jasmine was busy painting so when her dad tried singing to her, she shut him out. Literally, because she shut the door on him.

Poor DJ. But how can you be mad at her because look at how cute she is with that pacifier in her mouth. Not only that, she inherited her dad’s humor. In other words, he is so screwed because it is only going to get worse the older she gets. Ha ha!

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