The Rock’s action movies have a way of giving you such an adrenaline rush that your heart is still racing long after you left the movie theater. After I saw San Andreas, I was driving home in such a panic, thinking any second now the earth was going to start quaking. Then I was wondering why I was driving towards it and not away from the epicenter that was featured in the film. At that point, I realized I was still on stable ground and then I was cursing him out for releasing a movie like that. Someone who was at the University of Miami for Hurricane Andrew should not be making disaster films that alums like me, who now live in LA, are going to see. So not over that DJ.
Anyways that was a few years ago, this year he has a new summer blockbuster film coming out. Another disaster film, but this one is about an Skyscraper on fire because the terrorists want something from inside of it. Something only DJ can get and they will hold his family hostage until he gets. I did not think that any movie could top The Towering Inferno, but this one might come pretty close.
I don’t know about you, but I will be there to see on July 13th. Although, this time I will make someone else do the driving. Preferably someone who does not live in a Skyscraper.
In the last 6 months, both Kevin Hart and The Rock welcomed babies. In November, Hart became a father to his second son, Kenzo Kash and last month Dwayne Johnson said hello to his third daughter, Tiana.
While both of them have been sharing photos of their newborns, I never realized until now how much each of their kids looks exactly like the other one. You know, they have made so many movies together that maybe their baby mamas got them confused on the night of conception. I mean they look so much, no they don’t. They are complete opposites in every way.
When it comes to who has the uglier baby? I love you DJ, but man you are one fugly baby.
The Rock has been promoting Rampage all over the world and he was afraid he was going to miss the birth of his third daughter, second with Lauren Hashian. Luckily he did not and here is he holding the tiny baby in his gigantic arms. The proud pop even had the time to write her mom and her a lovely note.
Skin to skin. Our mana.
Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world.
Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama @laurenhashianofficial labored and delivered like a true rockstar.
I was raised and surrounded by strong, loving women all my life, but after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial and all mamas and women out there.
Word to the wise gentlemen, it’s critical to be by your lady’s head when she’s delivering, being as supportive as you can.. holding hands, holding legs, whatever you can do. But, if you really want to understand the single most powerful and primal moment life will ever offer – watch your child being born. Its a life changer and the respect and admiration you have for a woman, will forever be boundless.
And to my third and youngest daughter, Tiana Gia – like I did when your two older sisters Simone Alexandra and Jasmine Lia were born, you have my word, I’ll love, protect, guide and make ya laugh for the rest of my life.
Your crazy dad has many responsibilities and wears many hats in this big ol’ world, but being your dad will always be the one I’m most proud to wear.
Oh and one more thing.. you’re gonna love rollin’ in daddy’s pick up truck.
#TianaGiaJohnson🌺
#3rdDaughter #BlessesAndGratefulMan
Funny how DJ is currently Hollywood’s most macho man, yet he keeps having daughters to keep him in check. Hopefully Tiana will also have his personality aka sense of humor just like her big sister Jasmine, 2, already does.
The Rock sat down with Good Morning America this morning and I could not help but to look at his crotch. That is because as he was talking about Rampage, that comes out on Friday, it caused a rampage in me. I was fixated on is that a phone between DJ’s legs. If it is not a phone, then we know why he is sitting like that. He has no choice. I mean look at the size of his feet and you know what they say about that!
We know that Jimmy Kimmel and The Rock liked to prank people, so what happens if you put the two of them together? One of them is going to prank the other one. This time it was DJ who was the prankster.
Dwayne Johnson and Lauren Hashian are expecting their second child together this month. A logical question for a talk show host to the person who is he is interviewing is, where is the baby? That is when DJ told him, she came on Sunday. He said that Hashian woke him up at 2a and told him she was in labor. Therefore, he called the nanny to come in and take care of their 2-year-old daughter Jasmine and the dog. Just as everything was settled, they get in the car and she tells him April Fool’s Day.
I was impressed that she has his sense of humor, while the ABC host was horrified. Both of us were wrong because DJ just pulled the wool over our eyes. It was another April Fool’s joke.
None of that was true, his girlfriend is still expecting to give birth on the 25th. If his daughter comes early and DJ is out of the town promoting Rampage, he needs someone to be with her as she delivers. Thus, he asked Kimmel to do it and he said yes. He better not f*ck it up. I would not want to be on The Rock’s bad side. Would you?
